Dave Strider

ive got all the time in the world //icon by the lovely fangirldescendant

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[crazydiamonds]

[just-a-trans-nerd]

There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me

-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies -The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts -The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking -The sunglasses -The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday” -Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun -“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”

[beachdeath]

we haven’t even covered: 

-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face -to great effect for the surprise gun reveal -rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch” -rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch” -the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate” -the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt -i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times

[iguanamouth]

Consider: crabs.... but with paws

dont touch

[iguanamouth]

YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[turntechgodhead-speaks]

@carcinogeneticist-speaks

[crayonara]

[nyumoe]

but i gueSS i never really had a choice.

[catlateralart]

love em

[saintdri]

· Jade l Rose l Dave l John l Jake l Dirk

· Kanaya l Aradia l Sollux l Feferi

· Jadesprite

· Calliope/Caliborn

[polyglotplatypus]

A HOMESTUCK HOLIDAY TALE

i was super lazy with this but here take my chrisnukkah davekat

[turntechgodhead-speaks]

@carcinogeneticist-speaks

[achilleanroyalty]

[j0rrated]

They are on vacation

[carcinogeneticist-speaks]

@turntechgodhead-speaks

[polyglotplatypus]

Visit Original Link

saw this post by @what-the-fuck-is-homestuck, felt the need to dub it

[moonpaw]

this doesnt count

[carcinogeneticist-speaks]

@turntechgodhead-speaks

[turntechgodhead-speaks]

//oh my god

[xagave]

Another secret santa for the @homestuckartists discord server (I’m a lil late but better late than never?) They’re holding hermit crabs

[carcinogeneticist-speaks]

@turntechgodhead-speaks

[j0rrated]

@moonpaw17 can belive she waited for them to finish kissing outside the closet just to make that joke

[turntechgodhead-speaks]

@carcinogeneticist-speaks

[c3po]

sorry what’s homestuck?

[deathgripsforcutie]

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

[homestuck-secret-santa]

Homestuck secret santa drawing for @themabelgomez21 :) There was not much info given, so it’s quite the boring pose, i hope you still like it! (Also, my art blog is @astriia)

[turntechgodhead-speaks]

@carcinogeneticist-speaks

[tastefulsidebird]

Found a use for those 10lbs of Polyfill

[nomisupernova-deactivated202201]

This is the Kringle Fucker. Reblog in 30 seconds to bless your blog with Christmas spirit.

[turntechgodhead-speaks]

merry shitscram