Dark Cupid Chat Noir

-flirts in a hateful way- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid to talk to me if you have questions or just want someone to talk to!~

[sdzoo]

How to catch a fish in 4 easy steps by Nindiri the jaguar (pics by Nancie Cunningham Casey)

[wishfishy]

1. You make the big mouth 2. Dunk it 3. ???? 4. Fish

You did it.

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

[actuallyvady]

A limerick:

[toothlessrebel]

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

[celebrity-pharmacist]

POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS

[janothar]

Fine, fine, we’ll kick it up a notch:

Integral zee squared dee zee From one to the cube root of three Times the cosine Of three pi over nine Is the log of the cube root of e

[shut-up-hippie]

first of all fuck the both of you

[thequantom]

It’s back on my timeline so I’m bringing it back to yours!!

[polymath4ever]

Yeshhhhhhhhh

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[youngwhiteboi]

[markv5]

Одеты по погоде

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Dressed for the weather”

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My sister sent this to me of our cat, Sassy with no explanation and I can’t stop laughing

[babewyn]

BODE

[genderkills-deactivated20150717]

the knife emoji but capitalized

[synonym-pastry]

Sword

[thisiselliz]

[thankyoucolours-deactivated2018]

this is scarier than any david lynch film

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[gaypussyretard]

cat astrology

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[123iloveyoutoo]

okay but PSA about rabies:

not all rabies victims will be foaming at the mouth. rabies isn't gonna be super obvious to those who don't know what to look for there is only one documented case of someone recovering from rabies

TELL TALE SYMPTOMS:

cat does not act aggressive but attempts to bite with no warning cat is off balance and falling over often cat is spinning in circles for no reason and /or has no sense of direction increased vocalization paralysis and seizures

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[123iloveyoutoo]

i just wante d people to b safe cus i love and care about people and you mock me like this

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[hello-hellhound]

Who would win if you and Chat were to fight, Sky?

Skylar scoffed. “I would win. I’m a being from Hell. I’m the embodiment of Hell, hence what I am. Chat may be the embodiment of chaos and destruction, but I am the embodiment of Hell and evil. Death, murder, hatred. You name it, that’s me. Hellhound, the Neutral Bringer of Good and Evil. Chat doesn’t have chance, especially if he deals with the true nature of the Hellhound. In which case: he would probably die.” 

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

“What was that, mon chien?” He said in her ear as he stepped out of the shadow of the wall behind her. Man, she should really be careful when she’s around walls. Who knows what kitty cats could be a-lurkin’.

[hello-hellhound]

Skylar crossed her arms. “You heard me, Chat.” She glared at him before turning her eyes away from the boy. Skylar wouldn’t ever actually kill him, but she only had so much control over the power of the miraculous in her possession.

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

He raised an eyebrow. "You sure, purrrincess? You're not a very good liar." He purred, obviously amused. Her eyes never lied. "Are you all bark and no bite?" He was obviously having fun, not knowing that Li'l Miss Pooch could probably suplex him off the Eiffel Tower.

[hello-hellhound]

Who would win if you and Chat were to fight, Sky?

Skylar scoffed. “I would win. I’m a being from Hell. I’m the embodiment of Hell, hence what I am. Chat may be the embodiment of chaos and destruction, but I am the embodiment of Hell and evil. Death, murder, hatred. You name it, that’s me. Hellhound, the Neutral Bringer of Good and Evil. Chat doesn’t have chance, especially if he deals with the true nature of the Hellhound. In which case: he would probably die.” 

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

"What was that, mon chien?" He said in her ear as he stepped out of the shadow of the wall behind her. Man, she should really be careful when she's around walls. Who knows what kitty cats could be a-lurkin'.

[hello-hellhound]

Skylar has made it law that nobody else is allowed to have @deanmcn as a dad. Anybody else will be prosecuted in a court of law and be sentenced to immediate biting of toes B(

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

//KINKSHAMING SKY FOR FOOT FETISH

[hello-hellhound]

//KINKSHAMING YOU FOR VOYEURISM

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

//KINKSHAMING YOU FOR dat ass B)

[hello-hellhound]

At least I actually have one AND that it looks good.

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

At least i can show mine off, purrincess~

[hello-hellhound]

Skylar has made it law that nobody else is allowed to have @deanmcn as a dad. Anybody else will be prosecuted in a court of law and be sentenced to immediate biting of toes B(

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

//KINKSHAMING SKY FOR FOOT FETISH

[hello-hellhound]

//KINKSHAMING YOU FOR VOYEURISM

[darkcupidkittyspeaks]

//KINKSHAMING YOU FOR dat ass B)