the concrete calls my name again

You are DAVID A. STRIDER and you are currently TWENTY-TWO YEARS OLD. You've lived in HOUSTON, TEXAS your entire life and you have MANY, MANY MISADVENTURES. You live life in the fast lane and you often crash, but there's nothing stopping you from getting RIGHT BACK UP. Pretty crazy lifestyle for someone who played the GAME many, many years ago. You still wear all those SCARS and you will never forget the people that have changed your life so much, especially your FAMILY. But that aside, you're a pretty cool guy. What will you do? music tags people creepin

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truly this is a glorious day, the masses can come adore on bended knee dave the lord and newborn king

god bless the united republic of texas and all her people

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HE HAS ARISEN

i like an old mans floppy erection have arisen from the grave like jesus christ himself on a hot july day dripping his wet tainted remains down a texas sidewalk

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sleep with the teacher so you can pass all your classes

what the flabbergasted elongated fuck does this even mean

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if anyone ever tells you that its worth it going to college punch them squarely in the mouth and do the happy chappy poptart dance over the top of their body because ive been doing the college thing for a while now and the only thing ive ever managed to learn is that im old as fuck compared to some of these 17 to 19 year old kids

im 23

okay i have seen one other dude taking my type of classes and hes like 52 and he doesnt say anything to anyone else he just stares out the window and draws this broad on his paper and then when the teacher asks him a question he kind of grumbles quietly

i tried making friends with him the other day but i smelled the odor of piss wafting off of his fine threads and i just backed up and went home and cried to aj about how hes never going to college hes just going to grow up and be a second banana

ill get his name legally changed

aj garfunkle-captor-strider

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he went too fast

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thefuckingpuppetmaster replied to your post: thefuckingpuppetmaster replied to your post: did...

dear christ, i forgot how much you can talk.

this isnt even my final form

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karkleslikewhoa replied to your post: i think karkat is dying

I WAS DEAD LONG AGO.

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the king has arisen

holla bitches princess david hath arrived

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i think karkat is dying

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thefuckingpuppetmaster replied to your post: did i just hallucinate or did that really happen

welcome back, dave.

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME

and why didnt you tell me ive been wanting to change my name to david luisa ropa fernadez rodriguez sicknasty beats anderson strider for years

we couldve went together it would have been beautiful or something arent you like working with the mafia or some shit have you killed anyone did you keep their bodies can i have a souvenir can i can i can i can i have two wieners mom

karkleslikewhoa replied to your post: oh yeah thats right it seems in my absence ive ...

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i missed you too dickmunch

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karkleslikewhoa replied to your post: did i just hallucinate or did that really happen

DID WHAT HAPPEN, YOU MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARING FOR MONTHS?

yes mom

yes i do

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oh yeah thats right it seems in my absence ive

missed

some things

this is some shit i feel like rip van winkle after he just tried to take a nap with his son and he wakes up and the son is 30 years old with kids of his own and rip just sits there like you shit guzzling little fucker i didnt want to cuddle with another man

and the kid goes

but ... youre my dad

and rip is like OH SHIT

and the kid is like OH SHIT SON YOURE THE FATHER THERES NO ESCAPING THIS BABY BATTER RUN AWAY

and then they laugh it off and the american laugh tracks play in the background

also i turned 23 and decided to go to college finally

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did i just hallucinate or did that really happen

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if you post in my ask box weenies im inclined to give you candy

i promise its not condoms again

pinky promise

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i have risen from the dead in celebration of halloween

roar roar im a zombie piss on me and beat me with wooden planks save your wives and children all that fanfare

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(( no your eyes do not decieve you

read this ))

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