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dave / 21 / certified meme (dependent rp blog)

[turntechgotdamn-blog]

fuuuuck

my macro lens just rolled under my bed and my arms are like

significantly too short to reach it

how am i supposed to take obnoxiously close up pics of weird stuff now

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ok so we are at that point where the weather is cooling down and i guess after 3 fucking years i still havent acclimated to anything below like

60 degrees 

this is bullshit if i try to walk outside before noon i gotta wear like multiple hoodies

fuckin pain in the ass fuckin weather

[userboxed]

[geminidoomed]

II mean they even knew your name man

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yeah i guess youre right

the jig is up

the handsome devil in all those cave paintings and historical artworks is me

^this guy? me

the statue of david? me but real buff and naked

all picassos stuff? me as cubes

the mona lisa? me in a wig

yall ruined the joke i had this whole big reveal planned

[geminidoomed]

@turntechgotdamn reblogged your post: “cityelf: Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls….”

#dont call me out like this

ehehe well iif the 2hoe fiit2

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listen man with selfie game this strong tell me you WOULDNT be showing that shit off for literally eternity

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[cityelf]

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

[helmofhades-archive]

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

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speaking of yugioh did anyone ever actually know how to play that shit

like did the card game actually have any discernible rules or was it just like

“im throwing out my fuckin exodia or whatever is actually a real yugioh card name”

“oh shit that sounds way more badass than all MY cards so shit i guess you win”

i swear to god those cards were everywhere like everyone had a deck but i never once saw anyone playing the actual game

[randal-mcmandal]

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

[kalgalen]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[teacandy-archive]

wow. what a superpower.

[mortalengine95]

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

[chicken-mcfinger-deactivated201]

multiple ears

[dickscar]

Zombie Physiology, the power to use… Zombie powers. Delightful.

[turntechgotdamn-blog]

do you ever just think about how starting a new civilization we couldve instated any weirdass fucking cultural norms we wanted?

i mean there were some weirdass cultural traditions on earth as it was like who knows what kind of shit we couldve convinced people to treat as culturally significant

[geminidoomed]

we’re planniing two iin2tall trea2ure dungeon2 and 2hiit for the wriiggler2 two explore adventuriing party 2tyle

[turntechgotdamn-blog]

oh sick i was thinking more like pranking the fuck out of literally all future generations by saying there was some kind of deep cultural legacy behind like sbahj or something stupid thats actually rad tho

[turntechgotdamn-blog]

do you ever just think about how starting a new civilization we couldve instated any weirdass fucking cultural norms we wanted?

i mean there were some weirdass cultural traditions on earth as it was like who knows what kind of shit we couldve convinced people to treat as culturally significant

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geminidoomed replied to your audio post:guess who forgot he had a blog - alternately...

oh my 2hiit

nice to see you too man

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Visit Original Link

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soxroxers mentioned you in a post

@ turntechgotdamn @alitotes@unofficialaradiamegido@theapexpurredator@8iceptual

o shit waddup

here come dat ectomom

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> Dave: Forget you have a blog for several days.

> Attempt to backdash, give up.

> Just check Karkat’s blog and start meming as per usual.

[turntechgotdamn-blog]

“ I THINK MY HEART JUST GOT A BONER. “

literally the best commentary i could have asked for you know me so damn well