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@turntechoutoftime-blog
yo sorry for not being around much
been fucking about doing this and that
kinda forgot that this blog thing existed for a day or two
so whats shaking
anything worth talking about
anyone got any new sick beats to throw down for me
not like theyd ever own up to mine
but you can try
i just realized something
i have literally zero idea if my john knows what happened to me
or any of us for that matter
its actually a really depressing thought
Hey! Can you guys reblog this if you are willing to roleplay some horror or darker themes?
quite honestly i do not think anyone is suprized me reblogging this
Reblog if you aren't a confident roleplayer and can get kinda possessive over your favorite partners
turntechoutoftime:
nope sorry maryam
youre staring at the real deal
(or about as real as i can get)
one hundred percent dave strider
youre bound to find a ton of dead daves here in the bubbles
cant be that shocking to see this one
♍ ;; Really Now Dramatic Gasp
You Are Alas The First Dave I Have Seen During My Time Here
How Does It Feel
yup no halucinating here
think id be aware if i wasnt real
wow im the first dead dave youve seen
thats actually kinda shocking
makes me feel special for introducing you to the phenomenon that is dead daves
there is absolutely no shortage of us
let me tell you theres way too many of us
im surprised the dream bubbles can handle all that cool
"givve me a chance" wwhat do you mean by that
i guess if you mean like tryin to get to knoww me or wwhatevver for lack of a better term than i suppose i should do the same
i THINK i recognize you slightly but not you you
as in an alternate you
you look like him
….
you knoww wwhat i mean
okay nevvermind forget wwhat i said
hello “davve” aka shades kid im eridan incase you didnt knoww
i should probably ask you howw youre doin or somethin so i can seem like i knoww what im doin so lets just say i said that alright
alright
yeah thats the general idea of what i meant
ive heard that most yous have done some pretty nasty shit
but im not gonna judge
shades kid wow thats a lame nickname
im sure you could come up with something cooler than that
yeah i figured you were an eridan
as if the w thing doesnt make it obvious
im doing fine i suppose all things considered
hows things on your end
haha, yeah, you are probably right! there are plenty of crazier worlds. actually my moirail was a trickster dave who was for some reason also some kind of ice person? so that was pretty crazy.
well, i am sure you will find your john someday ≈:B
vriska! wow, vriska is…intense, huh? i guess it is good to hear that your john is making friends with her. she is fun to talk to, but i think she kind of creeps me out a bit!
woah, you were with all of your friends and you…aggghh, dave, that might….i do not know if finding that bubble again will be as easy as you think!!
well damn id like to hear the story behind his timeline
sounds like thatd be a pretty juicy article
yeah im gonna hope so
hes probably wondering what all happened to us
not sure if intense is the right word
but yeah
my john seems to like her a lot so
guess i cant judge
dont worry about it bro
i can retrace my steps
and if all else fails i can just go back in time and watch where past me went to figure out how to get back
((Sorry for falling a little behind on stuff.
Halloween stuff had me a bit busy.))
yeah, my timeline was apparently pretty unusual, but home is home!
i have to admit i am kind of glad to hear that your john is … wow, okay, that sounds pretty rude, but…you know.
it’s probably kind of weird, because i figure you must really want to see your friends, but also you really want to not see your friends, and … you probably already figured that out.
so have you had a chance to figure out where you are yet?
theres a lot of unusual timelines dont worry about that concept
nah its not rude
im glad that i havent found him in our dream bubble yet too
its nice to know that a good hero is still alive and kicking
yeah i do wanna see him
but not dead yknow
itd be nice if he fell asleep and we ran into each other somewhere
but i think he spends most of his time asleep with vriska on that pirate ship
emphasis on think
of course i could go hunt out that dream bubble to increase meeting chances
but that might take a while
well i was lucky enough to wake up in the dream bubble where all my teamates ended up
which was pretty sad to see
i left that dream bubble to go explore and now dont exactly know where i am
but thats no problem cause i can probably find my way back pretty easily
"I must be hallucinating."
nope sorry maryam
youre staring at the real deal
(or about as real as i can get)
one hundred percent dave strider
youre bound to find a ton of dead daves here in the bubbles
cant be that shocking to see this one
i’m awake.
well thats a pretty vague statement and leaves barely any room for starting conversation
where are your people skills dude
but sup good morning
hope you dont mind conversation with a random strider
i barely knoww half of you people
howw did i get nearly 20 followwers already ivve barely evven said anythin
hi i guess
jesus
thats kinda what making a blog is for dude
meeting new people
i cant speak for anyone else
but i followed you cause i figured why not might as well give you a chance
didnt wanna miss out on some choice conversation
if any is to be found here
so sup im dave
»You've been just putzing around dream bubbles for the past hour, and have just landed in a new one, looking around for anyone present. You quickly spot a being not far off and begin to approach. "yo dude you friendly?"
You pause in the middle of what you’re doing when someone calls out to you. Typically, you find yourself in this stretch of the dream bubbles completely alone- hence why you enjoy them so. They are truly the only place where you take on a human form anymore, mainly because your co-players do not sleep deeply enough to ever enter them. Prospit and Derse were one thing, this is another entirely.
So at the sound of another voice, you jump, and your wings flutter, and it’s the cheesiest thing ever holy shit no. So much for graceful and elegant, more like the awkward jumpy magpie you are. If you’d been disguised your tail would have fuzzed up too. Wonderful. As it is, you jump, you turn… and you freeze again. Because that’s fucking Dave Strider. And his eyes are white as milk. A dead timeline, probably… “Yo! I wasn’t expecting to see anyone this far out, what’s up?”
Without meaning to, you find yourself nodding. Death was a familiar sensation you had hoped to forget, but having dead friends? Ha. Hahahaha, you know that feeling too damn well and you’re not forgetting it no matter what. No amount of reduction trancing is going to save you from that. Out of habit when seeking comfort, you reach behind your head and pull your long-ass braid of hair around to flop over one shoulder. And then twist at it gently, like wringing out a wet cloth. You are nervous.
"I hear ya. My session is stupidly crowded, and I like my privacy… it’s been hard to maintain. Still, the fact you’re here… It was heroic, wasn’t it? How you died."
>>You can just look at this guy and tell that he's nervous. And now that he's questioning how you died, so are you. Thank god for shades. The specifics of your death are not something you are on terms with yet.
>>Might as well answer seriously, you guess. Opposed to the other wiseass ways you could answer.
"i kinda cant imagine a dave dying anything but a heroic death,"
"so yeah,"
>>If you can help it, that's all you're saying.
((Got a persistant headache that is preventing me from properly being in character right now.
So I'm just gonna hop offline and go doodle.
See you guys later.))
Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
They’ll have to:
Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.
Answer that question.
i guess since im dead I might as well waste my magical slough of never ending time to transcend the afterlife and talk to more people
dead or not
so come at me with your inquiries grievances rap verses or just plain old convos
its not like im lonely or anything
just figured why the hell not
knight of time in the dream bubble house
shoot away yo
hi dave! i am sorry to hear that you died.
i am baaaaasically john egbert, except that a lot of shenanigans happened and now i am a troll and a crow and a Sprite, and i go by jontan now! being a troll crow Sprite is totally sweet, you don’t even know.
anyway, i thought that having an egbert to talk to would brighten your bubble a bit ≈:D
the consolances are appreciated dude
woah damn
the trip there sounds like it mustve been a pretty rampant ride
but as long as youre cool with it then it cant be a bad thing
nice to meet you jontan
and actually yeah it does
have no idea where my john is so
talking to another egbert is pretty nice
SENTENCE PROMPTS MEME.
send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain.
"How long have we been down?"
"Am I supposed to just let you go?"
"Are you real?"
"Shut up and kiss me."
"You look homeless."
"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?"
"I’m not gay/lesbian."
"I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man."
"Time won’t change me."
"It’s empty in the valley of your heart."
"You did this?"
"I will hold on hope."
"Shit, you really are tone deaf."
"I’d rather burn than boil."
"I see you found my little…hobby."
"Never trust a drunk."
"You have no idea what I’m capable of."
"Long live the Queen/King"
"It’s like a warm, wet hug."
"I predict a riot."
"I’m in no mood."
"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?"
"There’s nothing I hate more than a racist."
"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse."
"Killers don’t wear aprons."
"As you wish."
"Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up."
"You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!"
"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too."
"Rock and Roll’s the Devils work."
"You’re a fat loser and you have body odour."
"I am lost and so alone."
"I’m asking for your guidance."
"My father thinks you’re evil."
"I still have your underwear."
"I’m pregnant."
"Show’s over, motherfuckers."
"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser."
"If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead."
"If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out."
"That is so punk rock!"
"It’s a nice day for a white wedding."
“God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.”
"People are strange."
"It’s a nice day to start again."
"I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more."
"Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?"
"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work."
"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!"
"Try not to get worried."
"I’m sure I just need some rest."
"You light a fire inside of me."
"I threw my pie for you."
"I wanna get out of here."
"Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]"
"Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie."
"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?"
"Of course, my horse."
"You’re so naive."
"There’s no such thing as perfect."
"Imperfection is underrated."
"It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful."
"I’m not fond of asking."
"You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you."
"Are you challenging me?"
"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted."
"Little children should be seen and not heard."
"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night."
"You belong to me."
"I will always wait for you."
"You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream."
"Don’t marry her, fuck me."
"We will never be royals."
"There must be an angel, playing with my heart."
"I must be hallucinating."
"Will you marry me?"
"We were made to be together."
"Jesus loves you!"
"She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway."
"Just like me, they long to be, close to you."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
"Bad girls do it well."
"Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?"
"You do not own me."
"I own you."
"There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it."
"Why so serious?"
"Describe your perfect date."
”[ insert name here ] is flawless.”
"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?"
"Okay?"
"This is our infinity."
"Ask me again when you learn some manners."
"When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be."
"Did we really just do that?"
"At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble."
"When will my life begin?"
"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project."
"Look at you as fragile as a flower."
"Guess I always knew this day was coming."
"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best."
"Please, sit. Make yourself at home."
"I’m allergic to bullshit."
"Is it your aim to ruin my life?"
"My fate is in your hands."
"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead."
"I wanna stay inside all day."
"Are you satisfied?"
"People will talk."
"For goodness sake, let us be young."
"I’m nobody."
