ive gotten good reviews on my kanaya!!!
so im gonna go make a blog 4 her
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ive gotten good reviews on my kanaya!!!
so im gonna go make a blog 4 her
spaceflxwers wworld-is-mine
now. see.
i'm half asleep and i'm probably going to say dumb shit. but anyways.
hey i'm john!
i'm awake.
His sudden appearance did do a significant number on you. Your voice dies along with the words that wanted to leave your mouth by taking him in. Gaze traveling up and down to asses the situation and to make sure he was the real deal and not a figment of your imagination.
You smile at the sight of the flowers and at the sight of him. “I—no it’s fine.” You assure taking a step back and holding the door wider, “I am just glad to see you. Please do come in.” You promptly ignore his other question, for the sake of making sure to close the door with a kick of your heel the moment he steps inside.
With your drink settled aside and the flowers you promptly picked out of his grasp and taken care of you sort of whirl at him. Careful not to show any negative or sorrow emotion by merely asking him, “what are you doing here?”
ノ゛☆ — You were more worried about Rose than you were for yourself and how little you ate. The pain medication really took the appetite straight from your thoughts. Still. You step inside with a grateful nod, giving her a one armed hug.
You skip over her words until the last ones, then smiling wide. "I wanted to surprise you! You know, since I've been gone for decades." You honestly just wanted to make it up to her.
You... had enough of friends being mad at you. It hurt. A lot. Yet, you ignore that notion in your mind, only looking around for a slight moment. You knew she had cats, but you couldn't seem to find them. ...When was the last time you cleaned the lens of your glasses? Yeesh. Focus John! "Also, I just got released so I thought it would be a good idea to come apologize and maybe make it up to you?"
Text meme
Send me a symbol for a:
✌ - Drunk/drugged text
❤ - A heartfelt text
⚠ - An emergency text
☾ - A bedtime text
✈ - A text while travelling
✴ - An angry text
i’m a bit too tired to make a proper greeter right now but if you’ve recently followed me and we haven’t talked..
hello! i’m jade
hi jade! remember me? it's john!
and i just woke up, oops.
how are you?
dave's a jackass and i need to go lay down.
ain't taking my pain meds.
ノ゛☆ — “Rude! It’s just been a while on my end! Haven’t seen much of you around anymore. Aren’t I allowed to be excited to see my friend?”
"I hope you realize that its also been a while on my end, since i don’t have my fancy ass trollian client anymore."
ノ゛☆ — "Oh man, that has to suck. It's nice to see you again though, Karkat! How've you been??"
heirfish
haha oh man i almost made my best friend cry.
gg. gg!
but anyway i'm john! you are?
⚔ - [time wont change me]
ノ゛☆ — John had been stubborn on the fact that time changes all people. It changed him, just as it had changed Rose and Jade. Yet, Dave remained… the same. So he fell silent at that, eventually letting out the longest, perhaps the most upset sigh known to man.
“As I’ve seen.”
"I'm not letting you walk, I'm going to carry you."
❝ John. Don’t you dare. ❞
She is being infuriatingly stubborn. She promptly ignored the rather stabbing pain coursing through her tiny frame by focusing a weak glare up at him. She was fine. She was perfectly capable of walking on her own, and she did not need him carrying her around. Hell, Rose even proves the point of not needing any help from him by carefully slinking away from him—without collapsing.
ノ゛☆ — "Rose! Rose, seriously, you're going to hurt yourself mo- urgh!"
He is being similarly stubborn. John really didn't want her to walk if she really couldn't. Letting out a groan, he easily strode forward and hooked his arms in the place so he could carry her properly and without pain, then shaking his head.
"I wasn't going to let you get out of this Rose!"
"What do you want?"
ノ゛☆ — "Rude! It's just been a while on my end! Haven't seen much of you around anymore. Aren't I allowed to be excited to see my friend?"
Ohoho, what do we have here? The sight of the human wiggler brings a chuckle from the clown troll. “Ahaha, what’s up my man? Long time no see, right?”
ノ゛☆ — There was an obvious, not amused pause before John crossed his arms, feeling... nothing, strangely. He didn't feel frightened at all. More like, annoyed. "Yeah, long time no see, Gamzee," The Heir rolls his eyes, standing straight up, cracking something in his back. "How've you been?"
For a moment you were submersed in your drinking habits. The glass in your hand swirling a rich red color as you flick to a new page in the book. Never once taking eyes off the page, or so you thought until you heard the gentle knocking at your door.
Confusion alights your mind for the briefest moments upon the owner of the knocking. It was peculiar to expect visitors but maybe this was just the ranger warning you to keep your felines indoors for the holiday.
Yet you were wrong and you nearly drop your drink the moment you saw who was on the other side of the door. And in a rather dazed demeanor you only managed to spill out a weak, “John?”
ノ゛☆ — You don't know what you expecting.
...
But it certainly wasn't that. You hold back your frown at the drink, nodding slightly. "Yep! It's me! Sorry about the sling, Rose. Doc said I should have it like this for a week or so before moving around again." You smile, then, holding up the flowers that retained a golden and lilac hue. What a gentleman.
"How are you?"
im really not that intimidating
im about as intimidating as a baby seal covered in glitter
SENTENCE PROMPTS MEME.
send one of the following sentences to me for my muses response. mixture of angst, fluff, nsfw and everything inbetween. taken from sources such as movies, tv shows, songs and my own brain.
"How long have we been down?"
"Am I supposed to just let you go?"
"Are you real?"
"Shut up and kiss me."
"You look homeless."
"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?"
"I’m not gay/lesbian."
"I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man."
"Time won’t change me."
"It’s empty in the valley of your heart."
"You did this?"
"I will hold on hope."
"Shit, you really are tone deaf."
"I’d rather burn than boil."
"I see you found my little…hobby."
"Never trust a drunk."
"You have no idea what I’m capable of."
"Long live the Queen/King"
"It’s like a warm, wet hug."
"I predict a riot."
"I’m in no mood."
"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?"
"There’s nothing I hate more than a racist."
"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse."
"Killers don’t wear aprons."
"As you wish."
"Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up."
"You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!"
"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too."
"Rock and Roll’s the Devils work."
"You’re a fat loser and you have body odour."
"I am lost and so alone."
"I’m asking for your guidance."
"My father thinks you’re evil."
"I still have your underwear."
"I’m pregnant."
"Show’s over, motherfuckers."
"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser."
"If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead."
"If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out."
"That is so punk rock!"
"It’s a nice day for a white wedding."
“God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.”
"People are strange."
"It’s a nice day to start again."
"I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more."
"Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?"
"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work."
"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!"
"Try not to get worried."
"I’m sure I just need some rest."
"You light a fire inside of me."
"I threw my pie for you."
"I wanna get out of here."
"Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]"
"Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie."
"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?"
"Of course, my horse."
"You’re so naive."
"There’s no such thing as perfect."
"Imperfection is underrated."
"It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful."
"I’m not fond of asking."
"You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you."
"Are you challenging me?"
"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted."
"Little children should be seen and not heard."
"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night."
"You belong to me."
"I will always wait for you."
"You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream."
"Don’t marry her, fuck me."
"We will never be royals."
"There must be an angel, playing with my heart."
"I must be hallucinating."
"Will you marry me?"
"We were made to be together."
"Jesus loves you!"
"She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway."
"Just like me, they long to be, close to you."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
"Bad girls do it well."
"Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?"
"You do not own me."
"I own you."
"There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it."
"Why so serious?"
"Describe your perfect date."
”[ insert name here ] is flawless.”
"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?"
"Okay?"
"This is our infinity."
"Ask me again when you learn some manners."
"When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be."
"Did we really just do that?"
"At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble."
"When will my life begin?"
"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project."
"Look at you as fragile as a flower."
"Guess I always knew this day was coming."
"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best."
"Please, sit. Make yourself at home."
"I’m allergic to bullshit."
"Is it your aim to ruin my life?"
"My fate is in your hands."
"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead."
"I wanna stay inside all day."
"Are you satisfied?"
"People will talk."
"For goodness sake, let us be young."
"I’m nobody."
"Yo, how’s it goin’?"
ノ゛☆ — "It's going pretty good! My dad's not around though, so that sucks. But I still got to see someone from my session!" ... "A. A session. Sorry. Got caught up in the excitement again!"