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YO I'M DOUCHEBAG STRIDER I'M OLD ENOUGH TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH A RIFLE UPON MY OWN GRANTED REQUEST THAT MEANS 18, YOU ASSHOLES I LIKE CRYING AT MY APPEARANCE BOTH INWARDLY AND OUTWARDLY I'M ENGAGED TO SOME SWEETHEART NAMED VANTAS OH AND WE SHARE A SINGLE ABODE IT'S A HUGE FUCKING DEAL I LOVE MAKING EVERYTHING A FEDERAL CASE, ESPECIALLY IF IT GRANTS ME THE PERMISSION TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET

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okay i have to go to bed now but i want to make a love note to vantas strider!!!

i love you so much baby!!! you are like the runny black eyeliner to my neon pink leg warmers!!!! abububububu!

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SHOW ME YOUR A CUPS LATER BABE I LOVE YOU TOO STRIDER VANTAS

YOURE THE SUN IN MY LIFE

IM GETTING OFF TOO ITS LATE

COMING WITH YOU BABE WAIT FOR ME

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oh my god!!!!!! i am legitimately busting a groove over here!!!!!!

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I KNOW I CAN SEE YOU DUNKASS

YOURE SUCH A SILLY LITTLE SHIT IM WEEPING TEARS OF JOY NOW

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no haha i’m just good wwith little titts for tat here an there hehe

i figured it wwas obvvious

im a male. 

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OH OK

JUST CUZ YOUR NAME ENDED WITH AN A I THINK IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY FROM LIKE TWO LINES AGO FUCK LOOK AT ME TOOOTALLY LOSING MY COOL

OK THATS COOL OF YOU

THE ONLY DUDE NAMES I CAN THINK OF ENDING IN A ARE LIKE I DUNNO

FUCK I CANT THINK OF ANY YOURE THE FIRST

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<3

omg. why isn’t there a club version of this song, cuz then i could really get my POP AND LOCK ON oh yeah get it qurrrrllll!

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HERE YOU GO

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Maybe I Should Be

The Few Times I Tried To Make Lyrics On The Spot Have Turned Out To Be Pretty Amazing

Maybe I Should Give Up On The Fashion And Focus On The Freestyling

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YOU REALLY SHOULD BE

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

REACH FOR THE STARS EVEN IF YOU MISS YOULL LAND AMONG THE MOON OR WHATEVER

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donotcallmekarkies replied to your link: THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER

this is my CLUB JAM! yeah crawling in my skinnn!!!! these wounds they will not ==> Pop and lock. Pop and lock.

OMGGG YOU GET ME

<3

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Hes Not A Swell Guy

He Used To Be But Now Everything Is Weird Between Us

Ill Sing You Another Song About It

==> You bring back the harmonica and play the same tune as before.

Had Me A Puppet Pal Once

But He Went Insane

Ripped Up All My Clothes

And Then He—

Er Maybe I Shouldnt Be Singing About Him On Second Thought

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THIS SONG IS GREAT

DID YOU WRITE IT

YOURE LIKE SOME KIND OF ARTIST

I WAS AN ARTIST ONCE

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calm your self boy. jegus jegus. hehe.

wwhale maybe you should stop lettin it be so loww my friend! you’re the only one that lets it be loww. others can say stuff but it shouldn’t effect you.

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I CANT CALM MYSELF BUT ITS OK

LMAO YOURE SO NICE I REALLY LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU

ILL TRY TO BRING MY CONFIDENCE BACK UP MY SWAGS BEEN LOW LATELY PROBABLY BECAUSE I SUCK

THANKS THOUGH YOU SHOULD BE A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER OR SOME SHIT

SO ARE YOU A DUDE OR CHICK OR WHAT

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Its Okay I Dont Really Care

Its Not Like It Ever Really Happened To Me Anyway

Gamzee Once Accused Me Of Raping Him But Hes A Confused Individual

But Thats A Story We Dont Need To Delve Into

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I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A

CONFUSED INDIVIDUAL

WHERES THIS GAMZEE HE SOUNDS LIKE A SWELL GUY

ALSO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HARMONICA

EVERYTHING I LOVE IN MY LIFE LEAVES ME

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ewww you pervert i bet you want to lick them! they still taste like cherry moonbeams uggghhhh is that why? or is it because of your weirdddd fetish eewewe don’t just put that on the table for everyone to see d a v e dave dave dave~

stop crying silly butt and just come here and give old karkie a big giant huggggaroonie!

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ITS NOT A FETISH ITS JUST SOMETHING I ENJOY SEXUALLY

YOURE GROSSER THOUGH WITH YOUR WHAT IS IT THAT YOU LIKE OH YEAH EVERYTHING YOU FREAK!!!

ITS OK THOUGH LOL

KARKAT KARKAT KARKAT K A R K A T~

I CANT STOP CRYING THE TEARS HAVENT STOPPED

IM NOT WEARING MY SHADES EITHER BECAUSE I CRIED TOO MUCH AND THEY PACKED THEIR BAGS AND LEFT

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oh shut up seriously youre fine relax.

i’m eridina, a eridan, yourshelf?

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AM I

SHIT THATS THE SWEETEST THING ANYONES SAID TO ME LIKE ALL DAY THANKS BRO

MADE MY CONFIDENCE BOOST

ITS LOW

ITS LOW LIKE THE STILL LIQUID PART OF GRAVY THATS NOT THE SILKY LINE OF GRAVY JUNK THAT HAPPENS WITH GRAVY SOMETIMES

IM DAVE STRIDER HI ERIDINA

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Kinda Raped You Say

Throwing That Word Around Like That Might Be Considered Trivializing The Tragedy That Actually Happens To Some People

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OMG IM SO SORRY

ALL I DO IS FUCK UP

IM SORRY CAN YOU FORGIVE ME

SHIT IM TOTALLY LOSING MY COOL HERE

ALL THE COOL IS LOST

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oh my gosh sweetheart come to me and let’s consummate our looooooooove! yes not flush because quadrants are silly but LOVE, love that’s right, LOVE tell me what it means to me, i mean, i’ll tell you what it means to me, and it means DAVE STRIDER!!

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OH EM GEE

YOURE SO PRECIOUS

I DONT DESERVE YOU

COME HERE LET ME KISS YOUR HANDS

I WILL KISS EACH INDIVIDUAL FINGER OM NOM NOM

GOD THAT REMINDED ME OF THIS ONE TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT LOSING MY FINGERS

BABE ITS HARD

THINKING ABOUT BAD STUFF

IM CRYING AGAIN

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That Totally Sounds Like A Real And Legitimate Reason For Depression

Not Like All Your Friendships And Romances Have Sunk Down The Drain Or Anything

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KANAYA I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO GET MY MACK ON WITH MY SWAGPOLE IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM WHEN SOMEONE IS EYING IT SUSPICIOUSLY

I WAS KINDA RAPED

WITH EYES

IM NOT FEELING YOUR RETURNED SENTIMENTS HERE

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hey!!!

do you know what i’m doing here?

are you aware of this secret message?

very good!!!

everyone can be a decoder!

i am not very good at it!

so i think you will be.

gcause

really!!

each of us…

are

totally awesome!!

!

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KARKAT

ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW

RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING YOU ARE

KLEARLY IN EVERY WAY

AND YES I JUST MADE CLEARLY START WITH A K

TO HIGHLIGHT HOW AMAZING YOU ARE AND HOW COOL YOU ARE COOLER THAN ME

ICE CREAM

SWHOOPS I USED ICE CREAM AS A LINE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER

GREAT WORDS THAT START WITH I

REALLY OR SENTENCES EITHER FOR THAT MATTER

EUGH IM SUCH A FUCKASS LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKASS

AHHHHHHHHHHH

TTTTTTTTTTTTT

TOO

OOO

OOO I GAVE UP I SUCK

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Thats Not The Sort Of Music You Listen To While Youre In Pain

African American Based Blues Is Most Appropriate

==> You pull out a harmonica that you suddenly own and strike a sad note.

I Lost My Kismesis

And Then My Matesprit Too

Then Apparently I Went Crazy

And Attacked A Bunch Of Dudes

I Cant Remember Any Of It

Man I Got The Crazy Alien Girl Blues

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OH SNAP

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF BAD THINGS

MAN BUT ITS NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS MY TROUBLES

I WENT TO THE BATHROOM

TODAY

AND THERE WAS THIS GUY

I SWEAR HE WAS STARING DOWN MY SWAGPOLE

I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

BUT I COULDNT BECAUSE THEN WHAT IF HE DIDNT LIKE ME

I CANT STAND THAT

ITS A HUUUGE DEAL FOR ME TO GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE

SO INSTEAD I JUST PEED AND CRIED

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ALIEN GIRL