yo ho ho and a barrel of apples

just your average normal dead dave

[turntidesgalley]

New pinned message! I’ll make something standard and fancy for all my blogs later. Hi I’m Dirt I mostly operate from this blog but please follow me on @carcinoplaceholder and (the sideblog to that account) @doomiiternal. You can find more information on Karkat’s pinned and their OOC/timeline pages. (And now I’m also on @echinodermcore )

Dave has sideblogs, you can find more information about that on my stats page.

Please remember to read my rules/OOC before following!

Also I’m in a permanent state of semi-hiatus which basically means I’ll be here except for when I’m not. Hope that clears things up.

[tiniestmousegirl]

[valtsv]

told my buddy to climb the penrose steps until he reaches the top and he actually did it 😂😂🤣 he's still up there i wonder when he's going to finally realize

[valtsv]

[turntidesgalley]

happy birth day, you are old as shit!

aw fuck i missed my own birth day

[shirtsthatgohard]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wearing this to court

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[greelin]

“you can’t just casually mention you’ve technically died once” i can actually. it’s funny

[carnivallsarchive]

starting a collection

[turntidesgalley]

that one went to her head real quick

[turntidesgalley]

its gotten to that point i let feferi get too close and now i keep calling her my silly rabbit

[catholicastolfo]

[thestomping-ground]

Have a picture of Swedish Chef and Danny Trejo destroying toxic masculinity. 

[coolwitchaunt]

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[gho2ty]

2v we have matchiing tattwo2 were practiically marriied already.

[turntidesgalley]

if this is true im married to so many people

[gho2ty]

congrat2 on the marriiage2.

[gho2ty]

@turntidesgalley:

you clearly see daves as black and white and red all over. didnt people start associating me with the color blue because i live on the ocean 

well yeah that2 ju2t ea2y. ii diid con2iider blue for you a biit but ii changed my miind.

[turntidesgalley]

activated some part of your brain that made you want to make my dragon black and white and red and blue

[gho2ty]

2v we have matchiing tattwo2 were practiically marriied already.

[turntidesgalley]

if this is true im married to so many people

[gho2ty]

were getting dragons?? i want one show me mine

here you go.