Turpentine Productions

Creators of podcasts and other things. Catch us on Twitter @turpentinepod. Our current projects: "H.G. Wells Has His Regrets" and "The Pilgrimage Saga". Contact us at: [email protected]

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Darcey, Gabriel and Saph: Everyone knows you have a crush on Captain Harris. It's old news.

Armstrong, in a gay panic:

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A million thanks to all our incredible listeners out there! Whether alien or terrestrial, we love you all <3

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THE PILGRIMAGE SAGA returns for its final season in 2023!

Hold onto your spacesuits for one last journey to a home you have never known.

The Starstrider will return...

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Once again, a massive shoutout to the incredible @spidgey for creating this beautiful poster for us! Go and check out their page for more of their brilliant work!

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EPISODE 22 - FINALE, PART 3: H.G. WELLS' HOUSE PARTY FOR HONOURED GUESTS (PLUS DOYLE) 

 The final installment has arrived! We hope you've enjoyed this trip through time... 

 Click the link to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/hg-wells-has-his-regrets

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EPISODE 21 - FINALE, PART 2: THE INEXPERIENCED GHOST 

 Brotherly advice, a well-earned breather, a mysterious spirit, and a famous detective... Part 2 of our finale is out now! 

 Click the link to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-21-FINALE--Part-Two---The-Inexperienced-Ghost-e21mag7

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EPISODE 20 - FINALE, PART 1: THE JILTING OF JANE

The table is set, the Time Machine is primed, and the authors are to be picked up at any moment... 

Part 1 of our finale is out now!

Click the link to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts: https://podcasters.spotify.com/.../Episode-20-FINALE...

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EPISODE 19: MARY SHELLEY

It's the one you've all been waiting for! H.G. takes a trip to sunny Italy to meet the Mother of Science-Fiction.

Click the link to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts!

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-19-Mary-Shelley-e1sjt6e

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EPISODE 18: BEATRIX POTTER

The Tale of Beatrix Potter: H.G. braves the North once again as he journeys to the Lake District to meet a fellow contemporary.

Click the link to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-18-Beatrix-Potter-e1sjsus

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EPISODE 17: A STUDY IN SPIRITUALISM

It was a dark and stormy night. A presence had made itself known. Something ghostly, something with four legs and - wait, is that a tail?

Click the link to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts!

https://anchor.fm/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-17-A-Study-in-Spiritualism-e1sjsql

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EPISODE 16: LOUISA MAY ALCOTT

Soup tureens, salacious novels and silliness - all in a day's work for a classic children's author!

Click the link below to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts: https://anchor.fm/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-16-Louisa-May-Alcott-e1sjsj2

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P is for The Pilgrimage Saga!

Five humans and one AI make up the crew of the RIN Starstrider, who are on a mission to travel back to Earth - a home none of them have known. Among the first generation to be born and raised on Esho among Eschians, their goal is to bring humans back to their ancestral world.

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EPISODE 15: JANE AUSTEN

Jane is skilled in the art of Persuasion, but it'll take Sense and Sensibility to get this reclusive author to talk!

Click the link below to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts: https://anchor.fm/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-15-Jane-Austen-e1sjsdl

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EPISODE 14: DR. CONAN DOYLE

Jane takes matters into her own hands when H.G. comes down with a case of the sniffles after visiting the Brontës...

Click the link below to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts!

https://anchor.fm/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-14-Dr--Conan-Doyle-e1sjs7f

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EPISODE 13: EMILY DICKINSON

H.G. hopes for the best as he takes a trip across the pond to meet a certain American poet - this brand new episode stars the absolutely incredible MARNIE WARNER as Emily Dickinson!

In addition, stick around for the opening intro for new and exciting information about the show… 

Click the link below to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts:

https://anchor.fm/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-13-Emily-Dickinson-e1sjrru

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On a day where I am on the BRINK, how appropriate that my slightly unhinged Emily drops.

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EPISODE 13: EMILY DICKINSON

H.G. hopes for the best as he takes a trip across the pond to meet a certain American poet - this brand new episode stars the absolutely incredible MARNIE WARNER as Emily Dickinson!

In addition, stick around for the opening intro for new and exciting information about the show... 

Click the link below to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts:

https://anchor.fm/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-13-Emily-Dickinson-e1sjrru

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EPISODE 12: THE BRONTË SISTERS

Reader: he interviewed them. Northern grit abounds in this fab new episode - starring THEE Sasha Aleksandra, Sarah Golding and Jasmine Ovenden as the iconic Brontë sisters!

Click on the link to listen, or find us wherever you get your podcasts.

https://anchor.fm/hg-wells-has-his-regrets/episodes/Episode-12-The-Bront-Sisters-e1pjj3b

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Dearest listeners...

You may have refreshed your podcast feeds over the last few days and noticed that - dramatic music, please - our latest episode is not there! 

Unfortunately, due to a combination of Christmas, illness and general strife, we have not managed to get the edit for this episode ready in time. We’re sorry for the wait, but we can confirm that your new episode should be materialising in your feeds on Tuesday 3rd January! 

We will not be changing our other release dates, and the episode after this one will be releasing one week after on Tuesday 10th as planned.

Thank you for your patience, we can’t wait to bring you new content as soon as we are able!

With No Regrets,

The HGWHHR Team