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#. I HAVE SOME URGENT INFORMATION TO COMMUNICATE || {PROMO.}

𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 !

do you want a certain kind of ship with my muse ? check out the key below & send me a symbol to tell me what kind of ship you want ! note : my muse = blog owner’s muse / your muse = sender’s muses

romantic relationships !

💘 friends to lovers ❣️ enemies to lovers 💜 love at first sight 💙 slow burn 💚 skinny love 💔 exes to lovers again 🖤 on again , off again

familial relationships !

🌼 older sibling 🌺 younger sibling 👭 twins 🌻 friends like siblings 🍃 cousins 🌵 parental

friend relationships !

☀️ best friends 🌦 enemies to friends 🌈 friends since childhood ⛅️ friends of circumstance ☁️ school friends 🌩 friends from traumatic experiences

enemy relationships !

🔪 friends to enemies 💣 stole something from my muse 🔦 stole something from your muse 🗡 bullied my muse 🔫 bullied your muse ⚔️ family feud 🛠 fueds between mutual friends ❌ guilty by association

#.QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB || {Memes.}#{ hi }

memes-for-the-rper

Ask my muse increasingly personal questions. See how far you can push them.

#.QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB || {Memes.}

---- Anonymous said: Sometimes reddish, other times blue, which is the common color represented in raspberry-flavored candies, all labeled as "Blue Raspberry".

“ Nonono, blue raspberry does not exist! Does this not add to the conundrum of this ‘rasped berry’? Does this not make such a thing even more of an enigma? ”

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}#{ when even e/na is confused over something-- }

exe-cutable:

“… Is Rasp even a color?”

“ I believe it is a tone of voice! Such as ‘grrrrrr’! But they are not very raspy! They are just... hairy! ”

#exe-cutable #. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}

“ Hark! If blueberries are blue, and blackberries are black, then what the HECK is a raspberry?! ”

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}#. IT IS SO GOOD TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE AGAIN || {OPEN.}

---- Anonymous said: Stop being sad, just look on the bright side of life.

“ Thewe IS no bwight side! I’m gonna die COWD and AWONE and I hope it happens SOON! ”

By this point, she’s stopped making coherent sense, and has devolved into loud, gross sobs that sound both close and distant at the same time. Accompanied, of course, by the harsh, unfriendly sound of white noise screeching from some unknown source. Definitely not whatever E/NA had in place of vocal cords.

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}

exe-cutable:

“…”

And now it’s making Lea feel bad. If there’s anything that makes Lea feel down, it’s seeing others feel awful as well.

With that in mind, Lea goes up to the odd girl and gives her a very open and welcome hug. It’s weird to feel the… squareness of E/NAs body against Lea, but she kinda liked it. Lea was hoping that it could help her remain calm.

It’s pretty hard to tell if E/NA’s bad moods are due to some deep-rooted mental issue, or if they’re some type of... bug? Is she even a computer program, or does she just look like one? Ah, who cares. Regardless of any semantics, the point was that the girl ended up sad a lot. Even if it got fixed quickly and typically on it’s own, that’s no reason to leave her hanging.

And Lea didn’t! The blue-and-yellow girl blinked as arms slid around her torso, seemingly confused. Her head flutters from above the hole where her neck ought to be, surveying the gesture from many different angles. Then, righting her body part again, E/NA speaks.

“ Thank you for your assistance! Might I ask what this special menu of friendly gestures holds in store? ”

She awkwardly pats Lea’s back with all the finesse of a puppy slapping at a knee.

#exe-cutable #. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}

“ W... wh- why awe you asking me these questiowns when nobody e-... even wikes me? It doesn’t MATTEW if I w-- wike giwls OWR boys! I’m too u--UGWY fow anyone...! I wanna go hooome! ”

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}#{ and thusly she feels insecure again HFDJKHJK }

---- Anonymous said: les... bein?

“ Très bien! ”

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}#{ absolutely anon. yes }

---- Anonymous said: assumption: e/na is VERY gay

“ Correct! I am very jovial at most all times! ”

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}#{ she misunderstood the meaning but anon you are 100% correct }#{ e/na loves Wamen }

oldmemesandhelpandthings-gone

Send Me Your Assumptions About My Muse

and I’ll respond with “Correct”, “Nope”, or “Kinda”.

#.QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB || {Memes.}

“ Salu-TATIONS! Please define the meaning of life to me at your utmost and earliest convenience! ”

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}#. IT IS SO GOOD TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE AGAIN || {OPEN.}

leneemusing

nonverbal memes

add + to reverse who does the action

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine [ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc. [ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair [ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying [ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine

#.QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB || {Memes.}

I’ve had this blog for like A WEEK and i’ve already had to block 2 personal blogs that don’t understand you shouldn’t reblog RP blog posts. How do ya’ll even find me.

#. THE MEGA MAN || {OOC.}#{ bout to go CANNONBALL -HARD REVENGE- on these mfs }

tsunhimepls

send a symbol to give my muse...

○: a hug ●: a kiss (feel free to specify where) □: a flower crown ■: a nudge in the side ♤: an uncomfortably long stare ♡: a hair ruffling ♢: a push from behind ♧: a backhand slap ☆: a fronthand slap ¤: a book to read 》: a pat on the back ¡: an apology ¿: a gift

#.QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB || {Memes.}

---- Anonymous said: Does blue-half want a hug?

“ I don’t desewve a hug... not at aww... I’m too stupid and UGWY... ”

#. YOU ARE VERY WEIRD || {IC.}#{ want? who knows. need? yes. }

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