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so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

nekosaws

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

sunlian-deactivated20180906

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

I told her she saved me... I don't think she realizes what I meant by that, but I can't tell her because it's way too much for one person to handle.

The question isnt whether anyone can hear you crying for help it's more like, amid worth the help I'm asking for. At this point I've accepted that I can disappear with minimal effect on anyone. Maybe I made it that way on purpose.

I'm so lost, I've found the love of my life but I feel as if she's just as broken as I am. How do you give someone answers to questions you've been asking yourself? This mask I wear is starting to get uncomfortably hot. IRS gonna slide off any second and then they'll see me for who I am. The fake persona I display isnt even that strong, the real me is just laughable... who am I? Like really? Who? who?

It's gotten so bad recently.

books-n-quotes

“Sometimes, you do things and you do them not because you’re thinking but because you’re feeling. Because you’re feeling too much. And you can’t always control the things you do when you’re feeling too much.”

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

inkskinned

it’s bad when it isn’t your fault. you don’t become a dancer because your body grows in the wrong size (ballerinas don’t have hips, dear), so even though your heart loves it, you shuffle by without it, only doing salsa in the store, taking easy-peasy classes and closing your eyes.

or you love the idea of math, of simplicity, of a language all can speak. but you sit down and they swim in front of your nose, taunting you. you spend hours hunched over a book reading the same two sentences over and over. walk yourself through kumon videos and wikihow and wolfram alpha. but it comes back with a “D” and you gotta just. know you tried and it didn’t work out, did it. this isn’t something you can manage.

there are worse dreams to lose, of course, than the what-ifs. but then you’re lying there half-drunk and saying “yeah, i loved ice skating but my knees gave out” “i wanted to run a bakery but with what startup money” “after he died it didn’t make sense to go to school anymore”. like you know that you never even had a door, that you only had a window to peek in and see a better land. like, you had a glimpse, and even while looking, you knew - this one wasn’t for you.

there’s worse things to lose, you tell yourself. there’s worse things to lose.

Last year I got floored with the realization that I was hopelessly in love with a friend of mine. It's also around the same time that I realized being in love means you can't say or do shit without overthinking every word... so I wrote what I wanted to say down but I never sent any to her. Loll go figure right I'm my own worst enemy I swear.

Her

She fucks me up on a spiritual level. My walls were built for the mediocre, the ones who give up after the first couple of attempts, but she's manages to climb all of them without even realizing it... who is she... and why does she make me question who I am.

carniwh0re

Is there anyone in particular you avoid for no reason?

I avoid pretty much everyone because I am a depressed piece of shit 🤷

bolto-deactivated20211002

i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fucking make the right shit, similar to how people with diabetes take insulin, similar to how people with low iron take iron supplements, you thin slice of nutloaf

do you yell at people for eating food bc their body doesnt just naturally photosynthesize energy on its own

seriousfic

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.