Look Upon My Works

My name Benji

[samshepard]

anyway

[turtellini]

“I woke up in a new Buggati” is a scathing critique of the American dream. Our protagonist has fulfilled his goal by buying one of the world’s fastest, most expensive sports cars—yet he is unable to afford a home and bed to sleep in. In this essay I will

[bisexualwario]

[imp]

you guys use words to communicate?

[neontologist-deactivated2020100]

me? i say words for the mouthfeel. concupiscent

[kosmogrl]

[nonpsychotic]

[turtellini]

I’m back

[powerburial]

comedians in the 70s: growing up my family was poor, we couldnt afford to eat dessert all the time. we didnt call it an ice cream sundae we called it an ice cream SOMEday *audience laughs for 2 minutes straight because theyre all on tranquilizers*

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

[umperilysm]

[longseasons]

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!

[egotheplanet]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[turtellini]

I’m banned from Reddit and Twitter for “inciting violence” so now you goons are all I have. (Temporarily.)

[ohbutwebestmakepeacewithit]

david shrigley

[kr1g]

Demolish the nuclear family norm. Destroy the idea that your only option is to live alone until you move in with a romantic partner with the intention of marrying.

Realize that burdens are easier shared, and humans aren’t solitary creatures. Remember that living with others you can share resources, share skills, share responsibility.

If you are dreading the idea of living alone, realize you don’t have to.

Move in with your friends, create your own little commune. Support eachother and split costs. Complement eachothers shortcomings. Be there for eachother. Coexist.

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[archaeos]

Hi

Please look at this bowl, made in Egypt almost 6000 years ago. Look at it.

I love it. Thank you for your time.