A Mess™️

[antlerqueefs]

rip to taylor york but i simply wouldnt fumble the woman i’ve been in love with since 2005

[antlerqueefs]

like if i pulled hayley williams and then fumbled???? i’d eat rat poison

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[mutt-boy]

lets overthrow mama

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[dorothylarouge]

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[junk-disorderly]

Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about

[kshaar]

ohhh “cable knit” i get it now

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[earthmovers]

always thinking about this

[dapperalbinobudgie]

[blennie]

what are we doing

[funnyshark]

[emil]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[prokopetz]

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

[prokopetz]

"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.

[uinferno]

[strawberryblondebutch]

TELEVISION. Show me BEAUTIFUL WOMEN being VIOLENT

[strawberryblondebutch]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

[feluka]

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

[feluka]

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it