[heijwhwjej-deactivated20240717]

Tzuyu: JIHYO THERE’S A SNAKE ON THE PORCH

Sana, banging on the door in the rain: PLEASE LET ME BACK INSIDE

[thx-cum-again]

Me, knocking on someone’s door with a lightstick: hi do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Park Jihyo

[turtleisme33]

Tzuyu:Being cute is really hard, because even when you're angry, people kind of just giggle at you and say "aw you're so cute when you're angry" like, no. Stop and recognize my power.

[lesbiansana]

how many times has sana tried this?

[turtleisme33]

Sana: Can you imagine getting paid to be cute?

Tzuyu: Oh you'd be so rich

Sana: What?

Tzuyu: What?

[turtleisme33]

Killer: you can only save one

*shows a picture of twice with a dog*

Tzuyu: the dog

Killer: ...

Tzuyu: Did I stutter?

[soyouwanttoplaytheflute]

For the musicians feeling down..

[thundergrace]

Y'all laughed at my pain

When we were told about the unit and I half-jokingly said “SNSD IS a unit” but SM really IS treating the members remaining under them as a unit meaning (I think) they must still acknowledge Tiffany, Seohyun and Sooyoung as members

[turtleisme33]

Sana: Momo, what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine.

Momo: ...

[lamiadarkholm]

Cube entertainment rn 

[turtleisme33]

Cute ghost in the closet indeed.

[turtleisme33]

Solar: Calm down Wheein, go eat some pudding.

Wheein: Pudding can't fill my void!

Solar: ...

Moonbyul: ...

Hwasa: ...

Wheein: *eating pudding* But it'll help.

[turtleisme33]

Hwasa: Alright listen up you little shits.

Hwasa: Not you, Wheein. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

[incorrectsnsdquotes]

sones: this year, we lost three members

snsd: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE DEAD

sones: sometimes, i can still hear their voices

[daryl-dixons-poncho]

If my relationship doesn’t pan out like a gay fanfic you bet your fine ass that I’ll be lowkey disappointed 🙅

[turtleisme33]

Moonbyul: Sometimes you need to be the bigger person, even if it's physically impossible for you.

Solar: ...

Hwasa: ...

Wheein: ...

Moonbyul: Cause you're short.

[turtleisme33]

Wheein: I can fit the whole world in my hands.

Hwasa: That's impossible.

Wheein: *cups Hwasa's face* Did it.

Hwasa: *blushes* Stop I have a reputation to protect.