Mostly Reblogs Lmao

I reblog texts posts and shit since my original stuff doesn't get any notes

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[pkpaulshow]

[supposedlystacy]

me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!

customer: okay! :)

customer:

[thetyrannosaur]

I've never been closer to opening spam

[miiriya]

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

The male cheetah

Female cheetah

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[cherrymanderingg]

been fucking around w meme templates trying to make some sweet relatable add content but forgot i was in the middle of one and then i came back to

whatever idea i had, it can’t be better than this

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[littlewitchlingrowan]

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

[thebootydiaries]

[sandersstudies]

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

[sandersstudies]

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

[githvyrik]

no offense but why does anyone other than me get to control the way my hair looks

[githvyrik]

bosses are like “ummmmm it’s unprofessional to have fun hair :/” families are like “why would you ruin the way your hair naturally looks” some weirdos call you a slut for a specific hairstyle………………….. fuck off it’s hair???????? and it’s mine????????????? none of your goddamn business????????????

[githvyrik]

and this extends to tattoos and piercings and stuff too. the only thing colorful hair, tattoos, and piercings say about me is that I thought they would look cool and they do so fuck off

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[gaynosha]

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

added bonus is that concrete now taste good

[protect-lgbtqia-kids]

Sugar does not really do that. What you need is citric acid (you get that to get the hard water residues out of your pots/water boiler/washing machine), looks like sugar granules. Or concentrated vinegar. Cement needs a high ph to bind properly. So if you add acid, it won’t properly set and/or needs 3-4 times longer.

[femonologue]

Speaking as someone who works in the concrete forming industry: the easiest way to severely fuck up any large concrete pour is to delay it at the wrong moment.

If someone is trying to build a huge fuckoff concrete thing - say, for instance, a giant wall - they’re going to need an obscene quantity of concrete, and that’s all going to have to be transported there from the nearest mixing plant. This means they’ll have multiple trucks coming by to decant concrete in consecutive pours while the workers place it and vibrate it to ensure it all intermixes and sets properly, forming a monolithic mass. If one pour is allowed to set before the next one is added, you get a big, ugly, possibly structurally unsound gap between the two called a “cold joint.” A bad enough cold joint can completely fuck your whole project because the next engineer or inspector who sets foot on that site is going to take one look at that motherfucker and immediately embark on a quest for blood vengeance. You will literally have to cut that whole section of wall out, slap some dowels in the nearest structurally sound bits, and re-form and pour the offending segment from scratch, which represents a fortune in cost overruns and will make everyone involved very upset. This is an especially bad problem in hot climates, because the concrete curing process is exothermic - that stuff sets much faster when it’s really hot out, and its 28-day compressive strength tends to be poorer as well.

So if, hypothetically speaking, you wanted to completely shit up a wannabe dictator’s enormous unfeasible poured concrete vanity project, you could literally just randomly hassle and delay every concrete truck on its way there. Dude’s gonna end up with a giant worthless pile of shitty crumbling concrete and exposed reinforcing steel, and an army of pissed-off contractors to boot.

[lynati]

What an interesting history lesson!

[protokol]

[youkuhlaylee-blog]

how many people do you think reblogged this because it was edgy and emo without knowing they just reblogged minecraft

[3itchcraft]

I know full well what I am doing

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

i’m laughin so hard ok so for my film class at school my partner and i made a Gay-Ass Film about two girls and it won an award at our school’s film festival and it got shown to the ENTIRE school and all the, like, middle schoolers were so uncomfortable about it because it was gay and they were PERPLEXED that such a thing could happen

but 10 minutes ago this girl who’s like 12/13 years old emailed me and my partner

and honestly………. if i have allowed one (1) young girl to access her sexuality, it has all been worth it