A nap sounds really good right now...

[turtletiiime]

[turtletiiime]

Good evening, babes

[turtletiiime]

As long as Twitter exists this is plan B but evidently the end is nigh 🫠

[turtletiiime]

Well, we’re back 👀

[brazilshit]

She is ok ?

[cocaineteas]

SLAY!

[penis-hilton]

[iwasnotinvitedback]

[kamalahq]

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

STOOOP

[versaceslut]

me once the ethanol, hydrogen peroxide, and polymers from the 18 tide pods i just ate finally start getting absorbed by my intestines and start attacking my central nervous system

[buzzfeedphoto]

Um hi.

We photographed Liam Payne with a bunch of puppies.

And it is cute as hell.

📷 : Taylor Miller/BuzzFeed

[ladyghostbusters]

Tell me about your day.

[bricesander]

[imhungup]

sasha getting a message from one of the most problematic superstars is the perfect third installment for her unfortunate rewards trilogy

[cazavampiros]

[versaceslut]

me any time al*xis talks

[joanne-deluxe]

Me: Hi, can I have ARTPOP P 2, the sequel to Telephone, the Edge of Glory video, the ARTPOP app, the SuperBowl documentary, the Cake video, the Venus video, the Do What U Want video, the Cure video, the mariachi version of Americano, the longer version of Bad Kids, the rest of the making Joanne videos, #GagaInSpace…

Gaga: Could you shut up a second?

[ojnah]

[ughquaria]

the holy trinity 

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]