Turtlewangs

I'm Austin. 22 Mn Bi

[shalrath]

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

[retroflowz]

OutKast

[everythingfox]

Baby fox with butterfly

[tackled]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I forgot about high school……. Like completely forgot I ever attended

[toastbutteregg]

youre lying if you didnt trying mooing after reading this

[hymnsofheresy]

american nationalism is its own religion.

[hymnsofheresy]

the constitution is comparable to the Bible. read as if it was written by God, and is oftentimes considered indisputable 

the flag is an idol in which people literally pledge their allegiance to

patriotic anthems = hymns

the military itself is a treated like a priest class; the “laypeople” are expected to display the utmost respect for their pure existence.

indoctrination of children

displays of patriotism determines how “faithful” the individual is

presence of nationalism at different events (such as sports games, festivals, schools etc…) eerily resembles a theocracy

when someone chooses not to partake in a patriotic ritual, they are considered a heretic

[rainandpathos]

SAY THIS AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[benevolent-falcon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_civil_religion

[kublai-khazad-deactivated202009]

i desire new boots

[piefiger-fuchs]

[kublai-khazad-deactivated202009]

thank you wilburt that will be all

[mushroomjawn]

My dad loves minecraft and is currently building, legit, the entire city of Philadelphia just because. Today he sent me his save and while the whole thing would take days to explore (and it’s not even remotely close to be finished), I’ve taken some screenshots of my favorite stuff:

fully-furnished apartment complex I could never afford

Construction

Historical buildings (?) With blocky american flag

Aerial shot of just SOME of the city he built ALONE (obviously with minimal cloning bc like… all the buildings are different)

And my favorite…

THIS is a news channel… he made it NOT by making a custom texture pack, but by creating freehand pixel art on a massive scale at the precise size of a minecraft map, then mapping it, then putting it in an item frame. He told me he’s done stop signs and some street signs using the same method, but I legit couldn’t find them because the city is that massive 

Please note the crawl…. for those who can’t make it out, it reads “Trump convicted of tax fraud… world ok now…”

Bonus street layout for parts he hasn’t done yet (this goes on for chunks):

[timbllr]

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2015

[armadinha]

[teenagepissfest]

[90377]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ruinedchildhood]

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009)

[aura-eden]

Claude Monet,  Arrival of the Normandy Train, Gare Saint-Lazare, 1877