The Adventures of Tuxifer

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“Holly shit, the state of that! Do you feed him whole chickens for dinner?” - the suddenly mysteriously missing neighbour.

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Happy birthday mom! We loves you much - your bastard child

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I am truly a gift.

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The most flattering of angles.

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I am a sophisticated bastard child.

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Needs no caption.

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I am a lamp!

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Mother gave me a frighten

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I survived the terrible, no-good teeth removal!

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Hugs?

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I conquered the giant-unknown-mysterious-uptonogood box!

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I commit crimes!