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Yellowed Diary

27 III 1250

It's happened. Volker sent a petition of our grievances against the lord to the court at Vizima. Listed all the harm he's done to us. How he killed Johann for not taking off his cap quick enough. How he trampled our fields when drunk with nary a thought of repayment. How he barged in during Pieter's wedding and demanded his right of the first night. Now we've finally got what we begged Melitele for in our prayers for so long - the judge recognized our grievances and waived all our bonds and duties to the lord. We can finally strike out on our own. At last, we can live as free men!

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Dead Soldier's Letter

Gustab. I've got something to ask of you. I've come into the possession of quite the stash of valuables. Don't ask how - modestly prevents me fro trumpeting the heroic deeds I performed in the fight for our beloved fatherland. At any rate there's so damned much of it that there's no way in any hell I'll carry it back on my own, so I've put everything in a chest and buried it on the veach, at the base of the cliff with the two burned-out huts on it. You know, we'd go crayfish hunting there, remember?

So here's what you've got to do: grab a wheelbarrow, throw a shovel in it and take it to the beach - but make sure no one sees you. We'll load the treasure and sell it all in Vizima - and split the earninsgs fifty-fifty, like family should.

See you later. And remember - not a word to anyone!

Johenn

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Beware!

Bandits callig themselves "Temeria's Soldiers" are hiding in the nearby woods. They havebeen declared outlaws and a threat to the Emperor's subjects. Assisting or sheltering them in any way will be summarily punished to the fullest extent permitted by imperial law.

On behalf of the Emperor of Nilfgaard - Captain Peter Saar Gwynleve

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Angrily Scrawled Notes

What am I supposed to fucking die for? Temeria? Da died for that, so did my three brothers, and what'd that get them? Fuck all, that's what. Not even a decent burial. Da always said a wise man learns from others' mistakes, so here I am, learning from his - and instead of dying for Temeria, I'm going to rob those who killed Temeria's sons. We've piyched a camp, got us a great spot, middle of the woods, near that old mill. Now we're all set to go out on our first raid.

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Interrogation Report

Location: Amavet fortress Persons taking part: Sir Ignatius Verrieres, Bart., the bailiff Andreas Blume, Sir Ignatius' underlings: Carmy, Gardy and Bellsy. Suspect: Kolgrim, witcher of the Viper School.

The witcher Kolgrim stands accused of kidnapping Vitty, son of Paul, a beekeeper residing in White Orchard. Suspect was detained pending trial. Upon detention he was searched and a diagram for the forging of a steel sword was found on his person. It is suspected this sword was used to intimidate or possibly kill the kidnapped child. It is likewise sispected that the accused posses other such diagrams for the forging of death-dealing implements, though none have been found to date. Sir Ignayius has requented the witcher undego preliminary interrogation with the application of torture. This will take place once a torturer with the proper qualifications has been found.

Addendum: It was later discovered drowners were responsible for the boy's disappearance. Unfortunately Kolgrim died before this information reached the investigators, for rather than face the baronet's judgement, he chose trial by ordeal. Sir Ignatius agreed and ordered he cleanse the Verrieres family crypt of specters. Kolgrim never emerged from said crypt. It is highly likely the motley wraiths, specters and evil powers residing therein proved too much for him.

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Directive Number A/280/IX

Burying the bodies of hanged deserters and rebels is hearvy strictly forbidden. Anyone caught trying to cut down hanging corpses will be summarily executed.

General Mairwen Rhosyn. viceroy of the Province of Temeria

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Looking to Borrow a Plough

Hey, lads, there any among you that can lend me a plough? Thing is, mine smacked up against a stone in my field so hard it bent halfways, and may a fiend take me if I know how to fix it or plough my field without it.

-- Rogget

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The New Order

This Thursday, all peasants living nearby are invited to come listen to Captain Peter Saar Gwynleve speak on the subject of laws soon to be introduced in these lands by writ of Our Most Gracious Sovereign, Emhyr var Emreis. Attendance is not obligatory, but every resident of White Orchard should partake of this opportunity to learn what rights they will enjoy and duties they will have under the new order.

Good Folk! You no longer live in a barbarous land, where every man does as he sees fit. You are now a part of the great Empire of Nilfgaard. Nilfgaardian law now protects you, yet it also ascribes you new obligations. Imperial forces have brought you the torch of enlightenment - grab hold of it, and your dark age shall soon give way to a bright new era!

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Outdoor Relief

The Imperial Garrison hereby announces that every week the village's poor may come by to collect food rations. Rations will only be distributed to supplicants able to document proof of their poverty. Cheats will be punished like any other thieves and to the full extent of the law.

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Volunteers Wanted

By order of Captain Peter Saar Gwynleve, let it hearby be known that enlistment in the Imperial Army is now open. Recruits will be provided with room, board and regular pay. Yet the greatest payment of all is the honor of serving Emhyr var Emreis, Deithwen Addan yn Carn aep Morvudd. Once enlisted, recruits will be trained under the tutelage of the Empire's greatest strategists. Recruits' families will be assured sufficient sustenance for the entire time of their service. In the case of their death on the field of glory, they will receive a lifelong pension.

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Contract: Devil By The Well

Good folk,

I know there's a war on and every man's got trouble enough of his own, but perhaaps there's one of you who can help a father in need.

You all surely know the well in the ruined village, and the devil that guards it with a jealous fury - and if you don't know, well, come ask and I'll tell you all about it.

Whoever drives that monster away from the well will get a fat purse full of gold. Just don't tarry, for it's an urgent matter.

-- Odolan

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Brother Missing

Bastien, my brother, went off to fight the Black Ones. I've reason to think he stood in the great battle nearby. He's not returned to this day. Like many others, you'll say, and you'll be in the right. But if he fell, and I know it's like he did, I'd give him up to the ground at least, like our fathers have done always. I'd bury him 'neath the barrow where our parents lie, not leave his corpse to be ate by the corpsers prowling the battleground.

So I seek a man brave, able with a sword, and willing to venture with me to find bastien. I won't pay much, for I've not much to give, but I'm not stingy with gratitude and sure to show it aplenty.

Any man willing to help - look for a razed hut along the road to White Orchard, just near the bridge. I've made camp there.

Dune Vildenvert

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Yennefer's Letter

Dear friend,

Forgive me for not asking about your health or how you have been these last years. Time is very short.

I have important news. We must meet, and soon. Ride to Willoughby, near Vizima, and don't spare the horses - while I do eagerly await our reunion, I won't be able to wait, eagerly or otherwise, very long.

Your dear friend,

Yennefer.

P.S. I still have the unicorn.

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Ballads and Hymns

The Wolven Storm

1.

These scars long have yearned for your tender caress To bind our fortunes, damn what the stars own Rend my heart open, then your love profess A winding, weaving fate to which we both atone

Chorus

You flee my dream come the morning Your scent - berries tart, lilac sweet To dream of raven locks entwisted, stormy Of violet eyes, glistening as you weep

2.

The wolf I will follow into the storm To find your heart, its passion displaced By ire ever growing, hardening into stone Amidst the cold to hold you in a heated embrace

Chorus

You flee my dream come the morning Your scent - berries tart, lilac sweet To dream of raven locks entwisted, stormy Of violet eyes, glistening as you weep

3.

I know not if fate would have us live as one Or if by love's blind chance we've been bound The wish I whispered when it all began Did it forge a love you might never have found?

Chorus

You flee my dream come the morning Your scent - berries tart, lilac sweet To dream of raven locks entwisted, stormy Of violet eyes, glistening as you weep

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Wanted: Honeycombs

Will pay top coin. Large quantities welcome.

Tomira, the herbalist

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Orders From Robin

That foolish flatulence fluffer Bruce has tried to cheat us again. But he won't get away with it this time! Take a pickaxe and a shovel and pay our dearly departed boss a visit. Her kitty face was hideous to look at even when she was alive, so the very thought of looking at it now she's dead gives me the bloody runs. Take the jewels, pearls and other valuables bum-nibbling Bruce tossed into her grave. Oh, and if you see the milksop hanging around in the cemetery, break his neck.

Robin

P.S. Apparently, ever since Selina's death, that kid's been moping near Orlémurs Cemetery, howling at the moon. If I know life, and I do, he's got with him the key to the chest we buried with that bitch. Perhaps we could end his suffering by ending his miserable life in the lake. If he hasn't drowned himself already, that is.

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Letter About Treasure

Mates,

Way things are now, ain't a snowball's chance in summer we're gonna move the goods at a decent price. Too many finks, too few buyers. We gotta hide it and wait for better times to come, assuming they ever do.

I know what you're thinking. That I'm trying to fuck you ober. That I'll hoof it along with the treasure. Not that I hold that against you - don't trust you one whit either. So in order for us all to sleep soundly, let's do the following.

We'll hide the loot at my place - behind a door with three locks, which, as you geniuses surely guessed, can only be opened with three keys, one held by each of us. That way we'll be sure no one'll plough the others and we'll split the gold evenly once it's all blown over. Deal?

Fritz

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