WHAAAT

oh, I don't know

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Dear God,

If you exist, please give me the gift of tits.  

Sincerely,

Your Non-Believer

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This is me.  Everyday when I get home. 

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Something inside this heart has died.

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Big problem

Dickbutt.

Hahahahahaha

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When I ask how my date will go tomorrow and I get the Devil card. Woohoo! #newbeginnings #money? #theworldismyoyster #allergictoshellfish

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Successful Living

Every time I pay my bills, I wave my arms in celebration and squeal in victory!   

[marilliamar]

EXACTLY!

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I don't mind hearing this from Spongebob. Lol

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Didn’t you? Oh no!  

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ME! ME! ME! feat. daoko TeddyLoid 

I watch this for the MUSIC!  (Lies) 

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Best season I’ve seen! 

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Raptor Bites

When I know no one is around and I'm eating, I like to pretend that I'm a raptor. Head tilted back and kinda shake that food in to the back. I know you've seen Jurassic Park. You know this move.

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“You know, your body language is all closed off. It makes you look like one of those newborns I saw on the discovery channel when they came out of the womb – all curled up.”

The best pickup line I’ve ever read.  Instant reaction.

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I’m that type of crazy.

[dmt-guru]