DOES ANYBODY HAVE A MAP?

lesbian || any pronouns || AuDHD + anxiety disorder haver

[twelfth-dykector]

new intro post ^_^

actually important stuff :

gaza emergency water relief

a master document with resources to learn about and donate to countries that are going through oppression

daily clicks for palestine (+ other causes)

relief for rafah, a mutual aid project fundraising to support families in Al-Genina District, Rafah near the Adnan Abu Taha crossing

grassroot orgs in palestine

about me :

i <3 climbing + canoeing + kayaking + cycling + rollerblading

some of my favourite shows are house md, doctor who, motherland, the boys, the young ones and bbc bottom

i love musicals!!! im just recently getting into them but my current favourites are deh, operation mincemeat and six

some of my favourite bands/singers are mcr, the butchies, the cranberries, alicebanD, tracy chapman and hazel o'connor :3

DNI terfs/swerfs, harry potter fans, zionists

im also very bad at responding to tag games, dm's etc. sorry mutuals

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

dan and phil really are so lucky they got famous off youtube because their skill set (lying and having separation anxiety) really don’t work in any other career, bless their hearts

[yuckystinkingtooth]

[diphowell]

when you and your partner have had the same bits for a decade and a half (requested by @bl33b0)

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[crabussy]

(in good spirits) haha yeah (suddenly serious) I would never be american

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[cleaningouttherooms]

*widely praised poetic quote in a foreword by a usamerican translator voice* see this language.... it's not like other languages. sometimes it has metaphors. or abstract thinking. sometimes a word has several meanings. sometimes a lot of meaning can be condensed into two words. sometimes those words even have etymologies. sometimes if you translate idioms or break down the components of words you can get something pretty cool in english. and naturally this gives us essential insight into the timeless national character of its people

[kijosakka]

when youre speaking outloud and you say something in the wrong tone/cadence/misunderstand something/you speak too loudly/etc and it feels like fucking up a combo in a rhythm game

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[hexbugswallower]

Ants are God's personal wargame

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[teathattast]

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[dchuntress]

bunny moodboard

[apolladay]

Favourite use of "piss"

- pissed (drunk)

- pissed/pissed off (angry)

- piss off

- pissing it down

- piece of piss

- taking the piss

- piss take

- pissing oneself (laughing)

- pissing into the wind

- pissing it away

- pissing contest

- a different use of piss I'll drop in the notes

Favourite use of "piss"

pissed (drunk)

pissed/pissed off (angry)

piss off

pissing it down

piece of piss

taking the piss

piss take

pissing oneself (laughing)

pissing into the wind

pissing it away

pissing contest

a different use of piss I'll drop in the notes

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours

Mine is piss water which is when a drink has been watered down to the point it no longer tastes like it's supposed to - H :)

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[mrsterlingeverything]

Almost completely true but we’re getting reports that scientists will soon be hard at work, but currently they have plany of time

[egberts]

you literally cannot look at anything online anymore without the company hunting you down in an email or notification being like "you forgot to buy this. you left this in your cart btw. did you want anything else? something similar or entirely random and different? we have options but to see them you have come back and buy stuff thanks"