The Twenty-First Reaper

When I was a kid I wanted to become invisible so now I'm an asexual.

[memelovingbot]

trash? i haven’t heard that name in years

[rikirachtman]

educational

[alittlebitofpcos]

[wheresthedamnlighter]

Important

[bisexualr2d2]

“How would you describe yourself?”

“Where do you see yourself in the future?”

[twentyfirstreaper]

Elodin: Okay, Kvothe, I need you to call the name of the wind now.

Kvothe: Okay. *deep breath*

Have you ever heard to wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?

Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Elodin: Very nice.

[jynandor]

(insp)

[redgrassunderorangeskies]

Baze Malbus was not someone who believed in the Force.

Baze Malbus’ last words were “I am one with the Force, the Force is with me.”

All it took for Baze Malbus to believe in the Force was Chirrut Îmwe telling him that, if he found the Force, he would find him.

All it took for Baze Malbus to believe in the Force was a tiny bit of hope to see Chirrut again.

[wonderful-earth-story]

When Apollo 11 successfully landed and the images were released, ‘The Sun’ newspaper in Vancouver changed it’s name to ‘The Moon’ to report it.

[good-and-colorful]

The exclamation point is a nice touch!

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[enemies-to-lovers]

I’m just saying

so here’s our favorite adoptive space dad Bail Organa in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is in Rogue One:

meanwhile, here’s Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is after the exact same amount of time: 

I’d like some of whatever Bail is having on Alderaan and exactly zero of what Obi-Wan is having on Tatooine 

[bemusedlybespectacled]

well one of them is the viceroy of alderaan and the other one is living as a hermit in space nevada, sorry that obi wan isn’t keeping up his moisturizing regimen on Planet Sand Hell while bail organa drinks kale smoothies in the shade

[spacegoblin1701]

And let’s not forget that Tatooine has two suns and is incredibly hostile to the aging process. Look at Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

[androidsghost]

[zoomerbro]

[cookienun]

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk

assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut

assuming someone’s sexuality

pizza

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[kingofthepitt]

RebelCaptain    -   Be cool, Cassian. Be cool. 

[wyattbenjamin]

Harrison Ford goes out into his backyard. He looks up at the stars and finds the brightest one. He shakes his head as he speaks. “You just had to tell them we slept together, didn’t you?” Carrie Fisher emerges in the sky like Mufasa and looks down on Harrison Ford before flipping him off. 

[smol-dracula-boi-deactivated201]

*Palpatine voice* drew it

[smashthegiantkiller]

Reblogging again because somebody drew it.

[maybethistimemegz]