Ted Cruz and his GOP monkeys are so pro-life that they are freezing funding to planned parenthood. To be fair, we should also freeze funding for war because it’s not very pro-life of you to kill over 1.4 million innocent people when you invade the wrong country. Elizabeth Warren, we are waiting for you!
Because WTF was tonight's episode? (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
I've gotten to a point where I'm at the verge of giving up on this show. It's really sad that I even contemplate quitting the series but between the lack of Brody and the TMI for Dana, I just can't. I also realize that people love the Dana thing and good for those people who can appreciate it, I just won't ever be one of those people, Unfortunately. That's all I'm going to say about it because then this would be about rage and that's not what this is about.
Saul, SAUL'S GOT HIS GROOVE BACK! FINALLY! I love Saul, I've always loved Saul. I don't think I've been mad or irritated with Saul this season. It's always a consistent love. Wait, there may have been a minute in there somewhere that bothered me but whatever, bottom line is, I'm twerking for him again (this is an inside joke so just disregard it).
I don't think Javadi is done being terrible. He did all that shit in the house without even blinking. It was like, boom, no big deal. A bottle? Sure let's do this thang! I was disgusted and impressed all at once. That whole scene was difficult. Kudos to Carrie for moving the baby into the playpen thing so that it didn't crawl all over the dead ladies.
Speaking of Carrie and babies...HOLY FUCK. WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! Now, I was first annoyed but then I got really excited because I actually like the idea of it and as crazy as this sounds, Carrie and Brody together were always my favorite scenes. I have to say though, this is totally a logical thing that could happen because those two have had a lot of sex.
It's going to be interesting to see how the hell this plays out, especially with the agency. BRODY DOESN'T KNOW, YOU GUYS BRODY DOESN'T KNOW. AND WHERE THE FUCK IS BRODY! I want to see more Brody, he has to get out of that place he was living in. This whole thing gives me anxiety and unwarranted panic.
PS: Chris Brody deserves better, he deserves more, he shouldn't be the glue that holds his crazy mom and sister together. I just want to see some fucking happiness for Chris.
These shows are too much for me... Twitter only lets me post 140 characters at a time and I came real close to getting locked out tonight for going over 100 tweets in an hour. :X
This is really funny because I have never done one of these for TWD. PS: It contains spoilers...
I would like to first say that anyone who would like their mind blown by a TWD breakdown should watch tonights Talking Dead with Chris Jericho because he got deep and brought it hard!
Here's the thing, I wasn't a fan of Carol in season 1 and became even more over it after the whole Sophia thing. Then she sort of came around after they found Sophia was a walker and killed her. I remember liking her when she was taking care of Lori and was practicing a C-Section on the walkers to try to help Lori. Then this season happened and she's been grating on my damn nerves.
I was even cool with her teaching the kids how to use knives because lets be honest, those damn kids wouldn't stand a chance if they didn't know how to do that. It's survival, any morals goes right out the window when you're fighting to stay alive. I don't agree with how she makes irrational decisions. The decision to kill those people and then to have the balls to say "it's just like Shane' I'm sorry, no. Those people were laying sick in a bed. Shane was down right about to kill Rick. NOT THE FUCKING SAME CAROL!
People are mad at Rick for voting her out of the prison? What choice did he have? Bring her back, tell Tyreese about it and then the two of them have a prison yard showdown? While there is a flu epidemic? No. That's not good leadership. That's not good for anyone, especially Carol.
Rick was doing Carol a fucking favor by letting her leave. He helped her get supplies and gave her a vehicle. It's not like he left her on the side of the road to die. People, lets also not forget that there was a period of time that Carol was on her own, and everyone thought she was dead! Carol is strong, just not strong enough to take Tyreese in a fucking showdown.
I also didn't trust those damn peach cobbler hippies. Maybe Carol will find the guy she relocated his shoulder for and they can start their own tribe. Good luck, team Carol. I don't want to see her die or anything, but I certainly don't think she's part of the team by any means.
I don't care what anyone says, the scene between Daryl and Michonne. YES PLEASE. I'd watch those two go walker ape shit all day, also Daryl redneck and spitting on shit to clean it is badass. Daryl for group leader please.
I don't know how I feel about Tyreese though, Michonne said it perfectly. "Anger makes you stupid, Stupid gets you killed" and that was so true when he's chopping the shit out of the Kudzu. Bob is equally dumb and he burnt one hell of a bridge with Daryl. I hope that bottle was fucking worth it bro. Cool story. Get yourself and possibly others killed for your drinking habit. Didn't learn a lesson last time huh? JFC.
I really loved Rick talking about Lori though, and pancakes. THESE SHOWS ALWAYS GET ME WITH PANCAKES. Also, Hershel is still a beast and Glenn better not die.
PS: I'm worried about next week. Also, this is the most I've written about a show since Dexter, so that should say something about my love for these goddamn characters.
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