Aftershave Burn

[christophernolan]

[help-mywife]

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

[bunnywoman]

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[cwnerd12]

OH MY GOD

[catchymemes]

[meanplastic]

[sunfortune]

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end 

me reading that shit at 15:

[retiredhipster]

The demon on my chest while I’m having sleep paralysis:

[feetyfeetup]

[itsaubreylmfao]

u ever been fuckin uhhh…. happy?

[superpagangirl]

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[undergroundcities-deactivated20]

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this

[flippyspoon]

[louisetakesphotos]

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You ever just act normal to flex on these tumblr freaks?

[kermitreactions]

[twerking-dad]

Self care

[bearie]

hello kitty doesn’t like xanax or knives or blood or any of those awful things your post with her! she likes apple pie, baking cookies, and her friends and that’s that!

[twerking-dad]

You don’t know her

[sabyaasachi]