Wicked the Musical Quotes
“I don’t cause commotions, I am one.”
“Well, we can’t all come and go by bubble!”
“There’s no place like home.”
“I mean, who steals a dead woman’s/man’s shoes?”
“Must’ve been raised in a barn.”
“What could he/she/they get me? I clash with everything.”
“You shouldn’t let statements like that bother you. I mean, I always do, but you shouldn’t.”
“I’m the other sister/brother, __________, I’m beautifully tragic.”
“It’s good to see me, isn’t it? No need to respond! That was rhetorical.”
“It seems like the artichoke is steamed.”
“Do you know who that is? It’s that Winkie Prince/Princess whose reputation’s so scandalacious.”
“I don’t see why you can’t just teach us history, instead of always harping on about the past.”
“He’s/She’s/They’re distant and moodified… and he’s/she’s/they’ve been thinking, which really worries me!”
“Let the little girl/boy go, and that poor _____.”
“I know you don’t want to hear this, but someone has got to say it! You are out of control!”
“Oh, look, it’s tomorrow!”
“Madame, have you ever considered how you’d fare in captivity? Cap-tiv-i-ty. Pri-son. Personally, I don’t think you’ll not hold up very well, you see, my personal opinion is that you do not have ‘what it takes.” I hope you prove me wrong… I doubt you will.”
“Alright, just don’t move… and don’t get mad at me!”
“What did you mean to do? And why was I the only one you didn’t do it too?”
“There’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.”
“It’s not lying, it’s looking at things another way!”
“Let the green girl/boy go!”
“I can’t harbor a fugitive, I’m an unelected official!”
“… I know I speak for my fellow faculty members when I say we have nothing but the highest hopes for some of you.”
“Careful, dear. You mustn’t get wet.”
“Smile, wave… and shut up.”
“The truth isn’t a thing of fact or reason. It’s simply what everyone agrees on.”
“Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. We call it history.”
“Where I’m from, the best way to bring people together… is to give them a really good enemy.”
“Since once I had my own day in the sky, I say everyone deserves the chance to fly!”
