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[inactive]RP blog for Gamzee Makara from Homestuck; affiliated with isola  //

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-sad airhorn noise-

It looks like after many years the time has finally come to let this clown rest. As much as I still love him, I simply can’t make myself write for him at the moment. I might pick him up in the future, who knows? Maybe when Hiveswap Act 2 is released in 15 years. Might even add a spicey memory reset if I feel like it. 

Thank you all for giving this (frankly, rather shitty) character a chance and enjoying my clown content. Love u all <3

p.s. sorry for all the starters/replies i didn’t reply to, if i ever come back, i’ll IM you and we can try them again. 

p.p.s. also i will be keeping the memes i havent gotten to, because i want to.

[girlablaze]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S4. )

❛ moths aren’t even scary! people say ‘ mothman ’ and i don’t - i don’t shiver. ❜ 

❛ do you believe me now when i say that maybe we’re both demon proof? ❜

❛ so you’re threatening to take the treasure  .  .  .  if he doesn’t tell you where the treasure is? ❜

❛ sure, you’re welcome to fuck around with the boys, but please know this — once you do, the whole world’s gonna know ! ❜

❛ forget about the richard gere movie for a second — ❜

❛ what the fuck, is all i have to say to that. ❜

❛ it’s weird, he only moves if he wants to. ❜

❛ is that all you know how to say? four years of german and you could only say ‘ my name is — ’. ❜

❛ i have a pocket bible with me this time. ❜

❛ it is possible that i’m dead right now. ❜

❛ i remember i used to think cannonballs were hilarious, until i saw the patriot, and that thing goes rolling through the field — just knocks people’s legs off ! ❜

❛ he’s a fucking creature, he can do what he wants. ❜

❛ you tend to go, ‘ well here’s a thousand things it could likely be, put a big X over those, even thought they’re fairly logical. ❜

❛ i’ve only got a couple more minutes — shit or get off the pot. ❜

❛ you get some of the devil’s juice in someone, you know … things happen. ❜

❛ he’s like a george clooney batman ! ❜

❛ one time, i cut up an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit, and i put the avocado pit in my mouth, and i started to just — eat the meat off of it, and in that moment i was like ‘ if i sneeze right now, this thing would lodge into my throat ’ —  and ever since then i’ve kinda been terrified of avocados. ❜

❛ i was born in the darkness. ❜

❛ maybe a dark entity would like to possess me — i’m a pretty good candidate. ❜

❛ sandhill cranes  —  look ‘em up, fascinating bird. i’m going to own one, someday, a taxidermied one, and it will be in my room. ❜

❛ like i said, this guy — this guy was kind of a dildo. ❜

❛ if he can jump between dimensions, why not fuck around a little bit? ❜

❛ this chair looks fucking stupid in the middle of the room. ❜

❛ if you’re trying to make us go to sleep and feel safe so you can start fucking with us when we’re asleep — pretty uncool ! ❜

❛ well, you think we’re going to have fun everywhere, you could go into a building that’s on fire and you’d be like ‘ this is a blast ’. ❜

❛ i gotta be honest, telescope people are weird. ❜

❛ well demon, you thought you had me in your clutches, but not today, demon, not today. ❜

❛ i don’t think aliens have money. ❜

❛ maybe he was just taking a walk, what’s it to you? ❜

❛ it’s been a lovely stay in this quiet, quiet uneventful house. ❜

❛ if you’re possessed, i’m not taking you home. ❜

❛ — i got a bubble — i got an air bubble in my throat right now. you hear that? you ever get that? this is scary, i don’t sound like myself. ❜

❛ you don’t have to bring up the mustache. ❜

❛ you have a very different definition of fun. ❜

❛ you can walk into the room, just don’t go inside me, y’know? ❜

❛ he’s gonna’ come back with some new technology — that thing that they put the dynamite in like in jurrassic park. ❜

❛ i gotta say it does look as imposing in person as it does online. ❜

❛ is it like a character creator in the sims? like they pick out a little pink frilly dress and they’re like ‘ hm. i don’t like that one, maybe some overalls  .  .  . ’ ❜

❛ i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit. ❜

❛ well, once again i have gotten myself into quite the pickle, haven’t i? ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜

[moonpaw]

i love this vine

[yourfavedidnothingwrong]

Gamzee from Homestuck did nothing wrong!

Requested by anonymous

-🍑

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krojibbed‌:

CHARUN: Oh CHARUN: Sure

[Though you’re a tad perturbed at being cut off, you can’t blame him, really. You know you’re a slow speaker, and you’re just glad he’s willing to help you out.]

CHARUN: That’d be great

[You give them a thumbs up and pick the troll by the armpits. It’s a bit hard since your strength is capped, which you of course don’t mention at all as you spin and yeet the other as high as you can.]

[...]

[They’re welcome?..]

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shadowedstep‌:

Well, shit.

She looks back at the Gamzee who had just grabbed her, then at the knife jutting out of the ground. Eesh.

“I’ve dealt with worse,” she remarks airily, despite having done no such thing, then lifts her head to address the empty space in front of her.

“That was a dick move, Gamzee. You know I’m not going to hurt you, right?”

‘kay.

[You keep your hand on her shoulder. Who knows what this fucker would pull next after all. You rarely know what the fuck you’re going to do your fucking self, and this guy was your own fucking self.]

AU!TC: don’t know about you, sister.

AU!TC: DO KNOW ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU UP AND HAVE WITH YOU.

[It’s hard to tell where the hell his voice was coming from but you hide your phone and equip the clubs just in case.]

HELL TO THE YEAH I’M GONNA KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS!

[...Are you sure you want to help these two, Piper?]

[drlangdons]

[quotemadness]

No, I’m not ok. But I haven’t been ok since I was 11, maybe 12. I am still here though. I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough.

Clementine von Radics (via quotemadness)

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suplex51‌:

“Well, you can color me the opposite, if you’re resorting to basic bitch insults like that!” 

He should’ve moved away from this, by now.

I SURE AM ONE DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.

thanks for noticing.

WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME MORE TIME?

to come up with a better motherfucking insult.

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suplex51‌:

“See, that’s the kinda thing only punk-ers say. So yeah, I think I’m being punked!”

YOU THINK?

that’s good.

YOU AIN’T ALL LOOKING LIKE YOU’RE ALL THAT GOOD AT DOING IT TOO MUCH.

color me motherfucking impressed.

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suplex51‌:

“…” 

“Am I being punked, here?” 

DUNNO.

are you?

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suplex51‌:

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@suplex51

HEY.

hey travis.

LOOK AT ME.

Who was this, and how did they know Travis’s name? 

… Word-of-mouth, probably. As to be expected, Travis rationalized. He was a well-known figure in the city (had to be), for better or worse. In any case, no harm in indulging the devil-horned stranger, right? 

“I’m looking.” 

[He’s looking at you, so you look him straight in the eye, with the most serious expression on your face-]

bitch.

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@suplex51

HEY.

hey travis.

LOOK AT ME.

[underteika-archived]

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Ah… There was the similar feeling of sorrow here. Not from a source Anda expected, though.

“Uh… hey Gam.” (”…Oh, with TZ gone, this is probably a rough day for him.”) “…You doing okay?”

A purple box was handed to him, too.

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[You snort, a very shaky finger pointed somewhere in their direction.]

that’s a dumb question.

AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THE MOTHERFUCKING ANSWER.

[The box is in your hands before you even realize you’re being handed something. Once your brain catches up with the action, you look down on it.]

what’s this.

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NAH BRO, I MEAN

just think about this shit

WHEN YOU SIT DOWN ON THE TOILET

your motherfucking butthole is connected

TO A WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING NETWORK OF BUTTHOLES.

[jamsmemes]

(     *     VALENTINE’S DAY ALPHABET   !    

send some letters to find out more about my muse   !

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not? 

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

Z   :   ZZZ.   how many people has your muse slept with?

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[You are spending this super romantic holiday in the most romantic way possible - by getting absolutely wasted in one of the few bars that doesn’t let couples in.]