Shrubs

Kiwi | 25 | she/they

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[meatmensch]

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

[meatmensch]

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[bytesizedshorts]

Problem Solving: Courage Vs Wisdom - How would you get the Book of Mudora?

[mossmittens]

[virtualgirladvance]

Not his name

[noritaro]

when the wifi says "connected without internet" how about i fucking kill you

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[mgosketches]

Biblically accurate Falin

[spikedru]

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

[anoxthon]

please tell me you guys have seen the new minnesota flag competion

[plokool]

Laser loon!

[martian-night]

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[valtsv]

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

[valtsv]

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

[valtsv]

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

[spice-ghouls]

[teaboot]

Oh fucking thissss

[caffstrink]

I think about eating a fidough a lot

[favoritesticle]

[foulserpent]

seriously tho driving thru fraternity areas is so scary like youll see a crowd of people who literally all look identical and are blind drunk in the mid afternoon bellowing and screaming

[foulserpent]

my failed clones: trent, evan, chunt, tristan, throck and cock. they should have never been born and im going to euthanize them via lethal injection

[foulserpent]

my other set of clones. mickkæh’la is on the left, with her sisters benadryl and bethany ‘the skinner’ clinton. the prototypes (pictured behind) obey no one but them

[whitesdni-archived]

↖ bearer of the curse (ADHD)