what goin on

girl groups are leading the way to the latest hot kung fu mountain

[mossmittens]

you can call me moss ❧ 30+, she/her ❧ i run a queue

[catilinas]

showing my onion the roman baths

[thelightcomingthroughthewindow]

Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw

[morickyyy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

this is really resonating with the subjects

[qin-shi-huang-di]

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

[qin-shi-huang-di]

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

[bat-incooking-school]

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

@whimsica i also have a bandcamp

[mossmittens]

trying to practice my beliefs (shut the fuck up sometimes) but its going poorly

[mossmittens]

lets go to shut the fuck up ville!! please!! before i embarrass myself!!

[mossmittens]

trying to practice my beliefs (shut the fuck up sometimes) but its going poorly

[thestarpilot]

[threedollarsdotcom]

I get so crunk off that apple juice

[grynwood]

Remember to hydrate your necro 💧

[grickle14]

Patron.

[fallingtowers]

yo Mr white check out the banquet table. there's pheasant and aspic and roast suckling pig. this place is straight up magical. bitch

[fallingtowers]

jesse no you can't eat or drink anything. or you'll be trapped in the fey realm forever. jesse

[hieronymusbotched]

I drew a Carl… the guyyyy he’s so funniii :)))

[kimsfavs]

Anne Packard: Rowboat on Blue 1976

[acrosscenturiesandgenerations]

▪︎ Scent Bottle.

Place of origin: Bohemia, Czech Republic

Date: ca. 1830-1850

Medium: Glass, Gilt metal