Me: I tell the kids a way more heroic version of what happened -
DM: what??
Me *now in character as my fighter*: there were ten of them, I was backed against a wall and had no way out and no help but I still made it out singlehandedly-
DM: OH I thought you said ‘erotic’ but you said 'heroic’, didn’t you?
Me: why the fuck would I tell all the orphans an erotic version of this fight?




















