So me and my friend were discussing where the trains would be best suited within a governmental setting? For some reason? And it ended up being super interesting?
(And yes, this is from a UK standpoint - I am, unfortunately, British)
Look man this guy would successfully save us all from Brexit. Gravelās got the right to travel and so does everything else, meaning we gottaā have open boarders and free trade. Heād probably do away with it all together. What a lad. I fucking love Dustin.
Look we know heās pissy but itās for the greater good. Home Secretaryās gottaā get shit done and sometimes all those burdens can feel like bricks, something that Flat Top is extremely used to. Okay, heād argue with people, but itās worth it.
Heād get all the good deals just by threatening to either cry or fight, and because heās got the kind of face that looks like a kicked puppy thatās just been told no. He doesnāt have a lot of confidence, but it somehow seems to work in practice. No, I donāt know either.
TRANSPORT SECRETARY: ELECTRA
Okay, we know he is a bit up himself, but he would convert all public transport to clean energy, and itās what we gottaā do if we wannaā be clean by 2030.
SECRETARY FOR ARTS: DINAH
Sheās pretty dramatic herself, and wholeheartedly supports people making performance art about breaking up with their crappy boyfriends. Under her, female-led country music would make a comeback, and itās what we deserve as a species tbh.
CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER: POPPA
Heās the only guy I trust with my taxes. Even if he uses them all to invest in the coal mining industry. Iāll leave Electra to deal with that.
There are more positions but I canāt remember them. Iām gonnaā go drink some squash n lemonade peace. Feel free to add to this if you can think where Greaseball would go.
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