TWINKLETEEN

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[worstcats-blog]

Someone sent me this picture of Taylor Swift with her cat. I know she is a celebrity but I really think she’s setting a bad example by popularizing this breed. If you want a pet, there are lots of cats at your local shelter that are probably a lot softer, cuter and also not as damp.

[twinkleteen]

you: i dont like nicki minaj

me: who hurt u

[twinkleteen]

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

[anibalbley]

pelina

[ashoutintothevoid]

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

[moda-pura]

[all-aboutqoqo]

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

[emes]

the last sentence

[wasarahbi]

lmao what

[galactic-kat]

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

[tupacabra]

people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

[marcitlali]

READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

[kiraraamanogawa]

[klefable]

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

[sanrio-rem]

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

[klefable]

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

[jamborii-blog]

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

[alsedes]

[saiasus]

+Bianca Del Rio reads a bitch at The Café in San Francisco.

[pickypicnic]

[mangotrash]

*mic drop*

[arcaneimages]

[wire-man]

There were no survivors.

[jimpluff]

[fadingchildhoodmemories]