Sup.

Hey, sup. names Dave, welcome to my little slice of nonsense and dumb shit. this is where imma post all my stuff for my OF (mun patreaon) that isn't super sexual. once and a while I'll answer some asks n such, maybe give some relationship advice. im 30 so don't be weird, and yeah I know about the multiverse and the time line crap, so no I won't be panicked to talk to myself. OOC: (actively NSFW and full versions will be on a patreon but him saying OF is funny as fuck) (18+ ONLY I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS I WILL BLOCK) (This is an AU Dave of 30 years old in a world that I'm kinda building up behind him, game references may happen but not because the actual game) (MAGIC ANONS: NA) (ANON PASSES: 0)

[twinktechgodhead]

Mun: @tiredmunofabichaweirdos

Mun born: 1995

Character age: 30

No one under 18+

[twinktechgodhead]

Oh fuck I'm conscious.

[twinktechgodhead]

I smell… danger…

…

The gremlins where are they?!

[twinktechgodhead]

The gremlins filled my apartment with tiny plastic babies and printed smuppets the size of tiny plastic babies.

[twinktechgodhead]

Hey, you excited karkat? That anon thing supposedly ends tomorrow.

[twinktechgodhead]

I smell… danger…

…

The gremlins where are they?!

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[twinktechgodhead]

“Uh, hey karkat, sup?” He knows he’s about to get chewed.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

He gets up close and personal with a growl, nose to nose, before he grabs his face and kisses him.

[twinktechgodhead]

He turns slowlY redder

Thought one: that shouldn’t be hot

Kiss

Thought two would have been “oh it’s okay that it’s hot” but he is no longer capable of thought.

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[twinktechgodhead]

“Uh, hey karkat, sup?” He knows he’s about to get chewed.

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[adecentbrostrider]

“Uh, in his room? Why?” He’s confused already. Karkats usually angry, but he’s nosey and wants to know if it’s tea time or he leaves the apartment for 3 hours time.

[twinktechgodhead]

*fuck*

…

Closet. He came out years ago, karkat would never suspect to find him there.

[twinktechgodhead]

*there's a knock on the door.* "WHERE IS DAVE?"

“Oh shit” he tries to hide before kar gets him

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[twinktechgodhead]

He blinks and far to naturally says “of course I’ll be gentle, I’d never want to hurt you.” While rubbing karkats cheek first, be for very carefully running his hand down the others tail.

“Oh it’s so soft….”

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

His face is so red. "IM SO PALE FOR YOU DUDE." He sighed softly. Not that it meant to just blurt out like that.

[twinktechgodhead]

He smiles, nuzzling gently against karkat’s cheek while petting.

“Pale for you too…” he pulls karkles close and hums. “Cuddle pile?” In a hopeful voice.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Hes nodding as he leans into the affection. Purring already before hitting the pile.

[tiredmunofabichaweirdos]

He’s excited as all heck, hell yeah snuggle time.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[twinktechgodhead]

He blinks and far to naturally says “of course I’ll be gentle, I’d never want to hurt you.” While rubbing karkats cheek first, be for very carefully running his hand down the others tail.

“Oh it’s so soft….”

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

His face is so red. "IM SO PALE FOR YOU DUDE." He sighed softly. Not that it meant to just blurt out like that.

[twinktechgodhead]

He smiles, nuzzling gently against karkat’s cheek while petting.

“Pale for you too…” he pulls karkles close and hums. “Cuddle pile?” In a hopeful voice.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[twinktechgodhead]

He blinks and far to naturally says “of course I’ll be gentle, I’d never want to hurt you.” While rubbing karkats cheek first, be for very carefully running his hand down the others tail.

“Oh it’s so soft….”

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"HERE'S HOPING THEY LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT. I DON'T NEED ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE BASEMENT DWELLER YELLING *KITTY* AT ME LIKE I'M SOME STRAY."

[twinktechgodhead]

“They probably won’t… but resisting snuggling fluffy angry things is not how they work.” How many spicy kittens.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"YEAH I KNOW." He says looking defeated.

[twinktechgodhead]

“… am I a bad person if I ask to pet your tail?” It’s. So. FLUFFY.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

"HERE'S HOPING THEY LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT. I DON'T NEED ANYONE, LEAST OF ALL THE BASEMENT DWELLER YELLING *KITTY* AT ME LIKE I'M SOME STRAY."

[twinktechgodhead]

“They probably won’t… but resisting snuggling fluffy angry things is not how they work.” How many spicy kittens.

[twinktechgodhead]

He’s in karkat’s apartment and he’s absolutely staring. Oh no he’s so cute… “… … Q is gonna absolutely go feral…” he’s gonna go feral frankly.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Ma! Congratulations you're a cat boy now. Enjoy the fluffy ears, tail, and of course the bell collar you can't take off ;D

WHUT

[twinktechgodhead]

Snrk... No way. I'm coming over.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

NO YOU'RE NOT!

[twinktechgodhead]

Dude. Did you just hiss at the phone. I'm outside and you did that out loud.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE HISSED AT MY PHONE AND IT WONT BE THE LAST, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN APARTMENT AND LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A WEEK AND A DAY.

[twinktechgodhead]

Nah, besides currently I'm the blockade. Basement gremlin was here, saw me and said "eh, quads get to bully first" so.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

[twinktechgodhead]

Hey now you know I won't be a huge prick.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

Ma! Congratulations you're a cat boy now. Enjoy the fluffy ears, tail, and of course the bell collar you can't take off ;D

WHUT

[twinktechgodhead]

Snrk... No way. I'm coming over.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

NO YOU'RE NOT!

[twinktechgodhead]

Dude. Did you just hiss at the phone. I'm outside and you did that out loud.

[yourgodcarcinogenetisist]

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE HISSED AT MY PHONE AND IT WONT BE THE LAST, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN APARTMENT AND LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A WEEK AND A DAY.

[twinktechgodhead]

Nah, besides currently I'm the blockade. Basement gremlin was here, saw me and said "eh, quads get to bully first" so.