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Quarantine doesn't mean productivity

Quarantine doesn’t mean productivity

This is something that I’m a little aggravated by. And it sounds like I’m not the only one.

You’d think that having so much time on your hands means that creativity would go through the roof.

Not for everyone apparently.

I haven’t written a single word in Demon since the 9th of this month. Just getting into that head space is a bit trickier because this situation is so very abnormal.

Maybe if I…

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Demon in the Water: Part 3

Demon in the Water: Part 3

The moment the demon saw her shadow enter the cave, his back stiffened and those acid green eyes locked on hers in obvious affront.

“Not my idea,” she grumbled, as she pulled herself from the water and coiled up on her usual rock. “He noticed me leaving one too many times and had to investigate.” (more…)

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Update for 2020 - Honeypot and writing POVs

Update for 2020 – Honeypot and writing POVs

There must be a gif out there of someone or something yelling out “Still Alive!” but I’m afraid if I look it up, this blog will be nothing but that gif.

Anyway. Last night was the first night in what feels like years that Lost and I managed to get together and write. I don’t know if we’ll manage a schedule again, but I can always hope.

Anyway, we pulled up Honeypot and snickered our way through a…

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Business Partner Kakuzu (a Demon) Discard from Part 2

Business Partner Kakuzu (a Demon) Discard from Part 2

Tenten quirked a brow. “Of course. We have our own way of seasoning our food. Most prefer our meals freshly caught, but there are enough of us interested in cooking that there’s usually chemical classes held twice a moon cycle.”

“Chemical?” Tilting his head, Kakuzu frowned. “Damn language barrier.”

“Yes, chemical. Cooking is a creating a chemical reaction of the material to change the texture,…

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Business Partner Kakuzu (a Demon) Part 2

Business Partner Kakuzu (a Demon) Part 2

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Kakuzu held up the grit-encrusted metal coin and stared. It was a miracle his eyeballs didn’t fall out of his head as he turned the trinket around in his hands.

Dipping a hand into the pool, Tenten scooped up some water to appease an itch developing across her back. “No joke,” she replied with a satisfied sigh as sea water trickled over the dry spot bringing instant…

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Ichiraku Naruto

Naruto-kun... you are not a stray dog. 

You do not follow people who feed you. and even if you did, what about Teuchi? How's that guy supposed to take this?

An MRE beat out his ramen. 

FOR SHAME.

Seriously, Teuchi should have adopted him. Naruto... would make an AWESOME ramen chef.

He'd open up his own stall: NARUTO'S

And people would be like... a fish cake has a ramen stand??

Yo

That's our friggin next huge epic.

Ichiraku Naruto

DATTEBAYO

[some-questions-for-ocs]

What’s the most recent bad thing to happen to your OC?

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Yeah. Dead. And left Christoph behind as a survivor.

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“I can be pretty scary.”

Lucy’s laugh was a little high pitched as she shot off the Shakkaho kido spell.  Then followed screams, diving for cover and scrambling to get out of the way.  One of the idiots - Purple - nearly jumped right in front of the blast, when Lucy was so careful not to actually hit them.  She laughed in pure delight, leaping to her feet.  She shot off another, just because she could, and there was still the accumulation of Reishi to snag.  Cue more screaming.

This is what happens when you tell Lucy to make friends, but refrain from telling her not to make enemies.

On the other hand, she’s got good judgement, because she did make friends with the only two interesting ladies in her dorm room.

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For Lost’s birthday, I killed off Svorak.

It was the only way to get him to Seretei.

Now it looks like this fic is gonna be a thing. It’s got its folder and doc already. Considering that I’ve already half-created another OC, I’m a little anxious how OC saturated this story is going to be. But damn, it’s going to be fun.

There are a few things that have been decided:

1. Lady WILL eventually see Svorak again. She sees ghosts jfc, Lost. Don’t ever say that ever again. Never. I felt my heart break even while I slid into denial.

2. Svorak’s amnesia is going to be painful for everyone familiar with him. He only remembers his prior life subconsciously. Christoph is going to be a miracle he wasn’t even looking for.

3. Of fucking course he goes into 11th.

There are other things yet to be determined: how long until the rest of BW arrives in the afterlife and how very broken we’re going to feel killing off our creations one by one.

But yay afterlife?

T-T

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Tenten: INO. Why is Kakuzu here. At my house. With flowers. Why is he saying he's a bought man. INO. Why is he calling you his benefactor?

INO, I NEED ANSWERS

INO. HOW DOES HE KNOW MY FAV FLOWERS?? Nej doesn't even--WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM???

JFC. There's a Nej voodoo doll in the bouquet.

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Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

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Some of my favorites include:

Shaft of Delight (1700s)

Womb Sweeper (1980s)

Master John Goodfellow (1890s)

Nimble-Wimble (1650s)

Corporal Love (1930s)

Staff of Life (1880s)

Spindle (1530s)

As good as ever twanged (1670s)

Gaying Instrument (1810s)

Beef Torpedo (1980s)

and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble 

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And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon’s got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:

Mrs. Fubb’s Parlor (1820s)

Poontang (1950s)

Spunk Box (1720s)

Ringerangroo (1930s)

Ineffable (1890s)

Itching Jenny (1890s)

Carnal Mantrap (1890s - a busy decade apparently)

Bookbinder’s Wife (1760s)

Rough Malkin (1530s)

Socket (1460s)

and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.

[theymightbegiantsquids]

@antique-symbolism

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this alone has justified the internet

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Business Partner Kakuzu (a Demon)

Since Claim the Prize accumulated 666 hits on Ao3, here's a drabble of a demon named Kakuzu!

Things Kiba never fully explained about eating sea urchins:

everything after tastes strange

physical skills get a major upgrade

hallucinations happen, often and intensely

the unfamiliar seems hilarious

finally, after you come around from passing out there’s a volcanic deep-sea vent that’s just moved into your brain case and wants you out.

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Claim the Prize Part 4 (raw)

Claim the Prize Part 4 (raw)

Seriously, life couldn’t get any better than this.

Dropping the summoning scroll back into the pack, Hidan grinned as Hinata’s eyes narrowed as he stalked back over to her.

“You don’t look like a pampered brat,” he mused, cocking his head, letting his gaze run from her drenched crown to her clenching white toes. The cloak was dampener, in more than a few ways. That was gonna have to go.

For a…

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Discarded Draft: Nope, not enough Hidan...

Discarded Draft: Nope, not enough Hidan…

First attempt at a chapter 3 and… after a few days, I came back to it and it didn’t have the same feeling. So, I’m chucking it up here and letting it rot.

Some parts are being used in a second attempt, but the overall tone is much more immediate.

Enjoy!

Hidan was having a minor crisis of faith. No, he was having a crisis of self. He believed in Jashin, to do otherwise was fucking stupid not to…

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5 years on and we're still in a cave...

5 years on and we’re still in a cave…

I’m working on Claim the Prize again. I… am so sorry. I forgot to check the clock calendar and nearly five years has rolled by without an update.

Gah.

But I’m back! And I WILL UPDATE. Even if beta is just a read through and polishing is a mere promise.

I don’t care anymore. I’m just gonna update the damn thing by next week. Something is better than notes unseen in a virtual doc (which I still…

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@blackkatmagic

[starlightervarda]

ANY TIME SOMEONE SHAMES YOU FOR WRITING FANFICTION

REMEMBER THAT THIS

IS FANFICTION OF THIS

THIS 

IS FANFICTION OF THIS

THIS

IS FANFICTION OF THIS and Plato’s Ring of Gyges

AND THIS

A MODERN AU OC-CENTRIC VERSION OF THIS

EVERYTHING IS FANFICTION OF SOMETHING, WE ONLY CARE THAT IT’S GOOD AND MAKES US HAPPY

[petermorwood]

The trick about fic is the individual spin each writer puts on the material. Different writer = different spin. Take five writers, give the all the same legend, ask for a 5000 word short story and you’ll get five different legends.

Sometimes six. Because writers are sneaky.