How Heavy Is The Glass Of Water?

But I do know... My ao3 is twinningglass as well!

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[meredithmcclaren]

Boop

Description:  A skeleton on fire, all in variations of blue, drinking bubble tea.  As one does.

[byjove]

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

[teaboot]

Me (on shift at work): Hey how come you're listening to me if you don't listen to the other guy?

(Child I'm escorting off-site): Seemed like you'd give me less shit

Me: I mean. You haven't really done much worth giving you shit over, honestly.

Kid: So what about this? [pulls a bottle of fireball out of their cargo pocket]

Me: Jesus Christ

Me: Where did you get that?

Kid: [shrugs, puts it back in their jorts]

Me: ...

Me: I heard that stuff tastes like shit

Kid: It does

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

[love-alheli]

me when i say inch resting

[prokopetz]

Pulling a reverse load-bearing boss and setting up a contingency spell triggered by my own death so that if the heroes kill me a cursèd citadel of iron and bone will spontaneously construct itself right in the middle of their stupid town.

[homunculus-argument]

The most efficient way to exercise +5 hairless dogs at once is figure out which one of them is the fastest runner, slather that one with butter, and let them all loose at once to a fenced yard.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[riverthemoonwolf]

Annnnd a big fuck you to the BBC.

[not-a-choice]

Relationship ended with all other musical artists I once again only listen to the mountain goats

[tethered-heartstrings]

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

[tethered-heartstrings]

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

[tethered-heartstrings]

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]