the whole shebang.

Johnny Gargano. I'm fairly decent at putting on spandex, and wrestling other men. I know Ciampa's the better looking one. Leave me alone. I let her wear the HBK jean jacket. I guess that means we're pretty serious. *Heavy breathing* 7.27“ When you’re faced with adversity, you have two choices. You can either let it define you, let it make you who you are, or you can use it. Use it to become better than you’ve ever been before.” rp blog!

[twinxmagic]

You can call me Megatron, baby.

I dunno, is that the name? I never saw the movies..

[outofcontrol--gargano]

Well. He’s the evil one. But that’s okay. I tend to think Bumblebee and Optimus Prime are kind of overrated. 

You don’t need to watch the movies, they’re garbage. Just the cartoons.

[twinxmagic]

When your man makes you feel sexy even though you’re stuck in the worlds most garbage neckbrace.

It’s nice, guys.

I miss everyone, though.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

You’re always gonna be sexy, neckbrace or not.  Maybe even especially with ‘cause it’s like I’m dating a Transformer. And that’s rad. That’s really, really rad. 

...

Ruined it, didn’t I.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

I’m in love with the world’s biggest badbutt.

Who wants me to now have a fat butt.

So.

Be prepared.

The Bees Knees, The Cats Pajamas, The Biggest Booty 2k16.

[twinxmagic]

I’m having neck surgery in the morning and all I can think about the worst possible things and the fact I won’t be able to get laid for like, ever.

Come on.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

... Yeah, you vocalized that to your mom and brother when you were kinda out of it and I didn’t know what to say. 

[twinxmagic]

Yes.

Do we also have pudding? I want pudding. Why do I never buy pudding.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

Chocolate pudding. For my midnight crises. That you aren’t supposed to know about. But I’m steadily losing control of my life and the only relief is chocolate pudding. 

[twinxmagic]

Please no.

Can you just get me some water while I lie here and almost die? Like I’m not actually dying but it feels like it so. If I go out, I wanna be hydrated. 

[outofcontrol--gargano]

Do you want one of the fancy glass bottles?

[twinxmagic]

Epidural in my spine today.

Do not recommend. Not even to the worst enemies.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

I don’t.... 

I don’t know... what to do here...

...D’ya... D’ya want me to touch it?

[twinxmagic]

Of course.

We still need to choose colors for the bedroom, though.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

We can head to Lowe's in the morning after breakfast, and I won't pick CB orange, I won't, I promise.

[twinxmagic]

I promise you’re gonna love where it ends up.

It’s all gonna be absolutely perfect for both of us, just you wait.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

As long as EVERYONE can appreciate it's magnificence, I am in.

[twinxmagic]

WE CAN STILL HAVE IT.

It just has to be in the best room with the best lighting FOR THE CATS.

And the room you suggested was just.

Wrong, I’M SORRY.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

...I guess it might scare someone in the bathroom, maybe...

...alright, fine.

[twinxmagic]

But the feng shui, Johnny.

It’s gotta be balanced!

[outofcontrol--gargano]

But a SIX FOOT CAT STATUE, NIKKI.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

Today, I've learned that you probably shouldn't try to tell a woman what'd look good in a certain room.

'cause you're probably gonna be wrong.

:(

[outofcontrol--gargano]

Well said, my little nin-jee!

...I'd hate to be a pro this season, lemme just say.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

Happy birthday to my dude, Kofi!

You're by far one of the best good ones I've met. Even if my ol' boy Trent's got something out for you, I think you're great. There are few men I actually would trust running the shows around here, and you're one of 'em. Also, you're probably one of the world's bravest men considering your very intimidating company, so that's a logical choice, y'know?

But i hope today's killer for ya'!

[outofcontrol--gargano]

I want to do that chef kinda kiss-the-hands-magnifique thing, but I don't know what it's called.

Great job, Chas, as always! Always impressing.

Great match all around.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

AWWWWWWWW.

LOOK AT YOU.

WINNING MATCHES AND STUFF.

Congratulations, Mapoopie, you little destroyer of worlds, yes, you are.

[outofcontrol--gargano]

You're two of my most favorite wrestlers in the world!

...And that's major since my MAIN BRO, D-BRY IS UP THERE. To be completely serious, you're both two of the best people I've ever met. You're genuine. You fight hard for what's right -- not only for you, but for everyone else, and you never stop fighting. Even when everything's working against you, and nothing seems right. You're two fantastic people, who I wish more people in the world looked up to.

But at the end of the day, I guess it's cool because that's more of you for m-o-i, so it works. I'll be selfish since other people aren't gonna go on that limb.

Happy birthday Reby and Tony!

I'm sure your days'll be great.

...'cause if they aren't, someone'll die, probably. So.