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"Five more minutes, dad!" Horus mumbled in his sleep as something woke him up. But as he opened his eyes a little, the genie noticed a change in his surroundings. This was not his cozy little bed - he was not in the lamp anymore! Horus got up and began looking around.

"Alright, who summoned me while I was sleeping??"

#ic #the-plushie-friendships

horus i found ur onlyfans

"Nice!! Please subscribe to it, I'm collecting money for ten thousand spongebob ice creams!"

#ic

@raygaofficcial (continued from here)

Horus dodges the attack, but barely. "WOAH buddy!!" He doesn't seem that phased by it, though, and continues with a smile: "You need some anger management therapy!!!"

He then sprouts two legs from his torso and starts running. He could fly too, but he's hoping for the lizard-thing to follow him.

#// putting this in a separate post bc i have this neat thing that allows me to trim posts with a lot of reblogs but it apparently #// doesnt work properly if the original post is an ask #ic

// okay ill probably make some rp starters tomorrow

#its like 2am so me eepy #ooc

Horus why do you like the roadrunner?

"Cause he's awesome! Honestly, we should all try to be a little more like the Roadrunner if you ask me! Just focus on what you love and don´t pay attention to the sadistic murderer behind you!"

#ic

18+ horus blog when? -asa /silly

"Just say "send nudes" like normal freaks!"

#suggestive #tw suggestive #18+ blog will come when im actually comfortable doing 18+ rp LOL

Hello horus I hope you doing well I just baked some cookies 🍪 for you i hope you like them and wanna play video games with me? :3

Dramatically loud GASP!! And then the bird's pupils dilate as he looks at the plate of delicious cookies. They smell so good...

"Oh abso-LUTELY little buddy!!! What do you wanna play? I heard Hollow Knight is good!! Though I also heard it has a lot of bugs!"

Rimshot.

#ic #skylarthebluehybridalien

// Alright I updated the entire info page of Horus!!! I feel like rping now, any roleplayers out there want a starter?

#ooc #i need to update the promo post too at somepoint since ive changed horus design but not now

// WOW my rules and info pages are OUTDATED. UPDATE TIMEEEEEE

#ooc

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