relatable sugar baby

another one bites the dust / oh why can't i conquer love

[twistedallegory-blog]

hello i have so much muse and 0 partners my life is hell

[saudi-barbie-deactivated2018101]

[twistedallegory-blog]

Me rping two years ago: *replies coming at me left and right, non stop, no rest in sight* HELL YES MOTHER FUCKER COME AT ME I CAN DO ALL OF THESE NO PROBLEM YOU ARE TOO SLOW FOR ME I AM

Me role playing now: Wow...*clicks tongue* 8 drafts? Shit...wow that is a LOT of work...and those drafts have been there for like three weeks now. Mmm...I should get on that but...mmmm...*begins procrastinating more* Nah they'll be alright...

[kaletreks-blog]

‘  come on, I used to get the mail in my boxers. I should at least win a consolation prize. 

[twistedallegory-blog]

               ❝ okay, i’ll give you the hottest neighbor i’ve ever had. and you really put work into it. i would just get the mail in the trashiest clothes i own and look like a hot mess. so congratulations. ❞

[twistedallegory-blog]

i will pay if someone can make me a theme.......... im trying to contained theme and i honestly don’t know how to do it

[kaletreks-blog]

‘  if it isn’t my favorite neighbor. 

[twistedallegory-blog]

                 ❝ favorite? i don’t think that’s true. i would call you my favorite neighbor but i used to live next to this old lady who would watch out for me and give me free cookies so. i think she beats your kale chips. ❞

[emilystonedaily]

[twistedallegory-blog]

oh god i’ve been out of this for so long my dash is so slow rec me some cool blogs 

[j6]

back by unpopular demand: me

[abigaildonaldson]

[twistedallegory-blog]

Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2011

[deathsfavoriteintern-blog]

“Nope, not leaving you alone ever again. Never ever. Even in the bathroom!”

In one fail swoop he’s carrying her bridal style, and in one more he gives her another huge smooch on the cheek. “I missed yooouuu!” And one kiss more.

[twistedallegory-blog]

                ❝ well -- listen -- you might want to leave me alone when i go to the bathroom but that’s your choice. ❞ somehow she managed to shrug in his arms and laughed. her forehead leaned against his temple, smiling at the distorted image of him she saw. 

[twistedallegory-blog]

Another touch-meme

Touches are none verbal forms of communication. Send me a symbol to see how my muse would convey their feelings to you only through a touch. My muse will say no word and only try to express their feelings physically.

α: For my muse wanting to show that they love your muse

β: For my muse wanting to show that they hate your muse

δ: For my muse wanting to show that they need your muse

ε: For my muse trying to seduce your muse

ζ: For my muse trying to comfort your muse

θ: For my muse wanting to show that they are worried about your muse

λ: For my muse wanting your muse's attention

μ: For my muse wanting to ask for your muse's comfort

ξ: For my muse wanting to show that they are afraid of your muse

π: For my muse wanting to show that they are scared in general

ρ: For my muse wanting to hurt your muse

ς: For my muse wanting your muse to stop hurting them

ψ: For my muse wanting to welcome your muse back

ω: For my muse wanting to show your muse that they miss/missed them

φ: For my muse wanting to say goodbye to your muse

[vclor-blog]

     he shakes his head, motioning for her to put them back. ❝ I’m alright. ❞ he pauses. ❝ were you hurt? ❞

[twistedallegory-blog]

            she pulls the fires back, shrugging in response to his question. ❝ not really, no. just -- wanted some time away. how have you been? kickin’ alien butt again or doin’ -- steve stuff? ❞

[deathsfavoriteintern-blog]

He wastes no time, picking her up and giving her a long, loving kiss.

“Don’t you ever go anywhere again! Ever! I’m following you everywhere now!”

[twistedallegory-blog]

             she trips up a little bit when he kisses her, a little worried now that she isn’t on the ground. her hands cling to his shirt, pulling him closer to her. 

            ❝ oz -- ozzy. i’m not going anywhere -- promise. ❞

[vclor-blog]

     ❝ you didn’t tell me you were going off the grid. ❞

[twistedallegory-blog]

            ❝ it was a uh -- spur of the moment kind of thing. ❞ she looks down at her fires before holding up the carton of them. ❝ want some? ❞

[deathsfavoriteintern-blog]

“Jo!”

[twistedallegory-blog]

            ❝ hey there, angel. ❞

[twistedallegory-blog]

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