The Fourth Mage

I LOVE WIZARD CONTENT

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a wizard must, first and foremost, be fashionable.

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the machinations of my mind only get funnier when im hungry

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i’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a little ungovernable. a lil crazy. to dream big. may i never forget how this moment feels.

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idk how many more ORBLOOKUPs i have left in me, man

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things are in a slight state of disarray.

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had an energy potion at the function and now i do not feel swell

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96 SCROLLS? IM OUT OF THE SPIRE FOR THREE DAYS AND I GET 32 SCROLLS A DAY???????

FUCK ME I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE

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*takes long, wizardly exhale of an ancient pipe*

“okay did the picture turn out well or do we need to try again?”

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fuck me that shit exploded

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BEHOLD !!!!! •‿•

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sometimes when i fly i like to imagine that i’ve made a binding contract with the Sudoku God ™ and start a puzzle comically close to landing and if i cant complete the puzzle before the plan lands i fucking die.

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witches be trippin.

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me when im in a wizard gaslighting competition and my opponent whips out a forbidden memory wipe scroll and the wizard referee wont believe me

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gonna cast lightingbolt at my own skull if i have to attend another Scrying™ meeting and having to say “no updates from me” again

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i just finished death note. Near telling Light he’s just a serial killer with a god complex was the only sane, reasonable moral take in the whole show.

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fuck. just tried to start a small fire without any runes and i couldn’t fucking do it. the wizard academy would revoke my tome if they found out i was this inept. fuck fuck fuck fuck

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kicking my wizard feet when she sends me a scroll