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The real Stanford Filbric Pines, 58, asexual (he/him) Paranormal specialist. Proud Grunkle of Dipper and Mabel. (Forgive my ineptitude, I haven't been in this dimension for thirty years.)

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Hello again!

I’m back from a recent mission to Alaska with my brother to monitor and study the mysteries of the Alaskan Triangle.

Due to the nature of the triangle, I was unable to use any long range communication devices.

However, Stan and I are back in Gravity Falls to analyze the data and findings. Well, I’m going to analyze the data and findings. Stan is… well, I’m not actually sure what he has planned.

So yes, I’m back! Many apologies for disappearing without a word. My inbox is open, ask away!

— Ford Pines

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Go poke Bill's eye out.

Unfortunately for me, it regenerates. 

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Heeeey... Am kinda new to your blog and have just read your recent message about "being NOT dead" and... Let me ask your Ford this, would you? During your explorations around the dimensions 30 years ago, did you find anything about an Axolotl or, at least, WHAT he is?

I have done extensive research on the identity of the Axolotl. The only problem is, everyone who meets him forgets that they have met him upon waking up. They only remember his wisdom. 

According to legend, he is some sort of great interdimensional being of almost deity-esque proportions. He seems to be all powerful and all knowing, but it is honestly hard to fully believe the word of a legend. 

Despite all this, I feel as though he is familiar...

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Just so you are all aware, I am not dead! I’m still open to answering any questions you might have, within reason of course. 

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I got some news, lads

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He’s right you know.

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What’s being a twin like?

Both wonderful and horrible all at the same time, honestly. But I don’t know anything different so I don’t have anything to compare it to, really.

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How's life been recently?

Pretty good, actually!! How about you?

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Yeah I know that but can you sing good is what I'm saying

Ehhh..... my singing isn’t good but it isn’t bad.

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Oh well I don't care as long as you keep being a "silver fox" I'll still love you

...pardon?

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is it true that there's a prophecy claiming that you are the sole living being capable of defeating thanos?

Um... who’s Thanos?

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I totally did NOT ask if you have a secret crush on F. I TOTALLY DIDN'T.

Hey! This is the mun here. I just wanted to tell everyone that the Ford I play is asexual and mostly aromantic... and therefore DOESNT have a “secret” crush on Fiddleford. 

i dont mean to be rude but i just want to keep this blog as ship-free as i can in order to avoid controversy. 

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;) the gay is showing ford don't even try

pardon me?

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What do you know about Dippy Fresh?

Let’s... Let’s not. 

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*runs into wall* what

pardon?

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Whatever happened to the infinity sided die or is it just sitting there waiting to be used again and cause problems for possibly the multiverse

It’s in secure storage, don’t worry. 

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I fully understand this might be too personal, but... are you getting along with... ...him. You know who, I suppose? Is he still angry at you? Has he forgiven you? Are you worried?

He has forgiven me. It has been too long for his anger to last, that’s what he told me. I was very nervous to talk to him for the first time again though. 

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Oh yay you're alive!

I wanted to respond with “unfortunately...” but Dipper told me I had to stop being so nihilistic and self deprecating... so... 

Yeah, I’m back. Maybe for a short while. We’ll see.