youronlyvalentine

bored and in need of friends discord; @youronlyvalentines

[twistyourankles]

Look at them. Observe them properly, then look at me right now—in the eyes—and tell me they aren't fucking

[samwinsexy]

[twistyourankles]

One of the most pornographic photos ever taken

[drulalovescas]

A man who was taught to never need anyone telling I NEED YOU to an angel who deeply needed to be needed

[spngalore]

Repost: SPN bloopers - Dancing in the cage

[beestiel-winchester]

Well If even earth said it, I think they're ment to be.

[colorlessjay-destielblog]

Without hearing them speak, how would you know which is Jimmy and Cas?

I measure them by how much cunt they serve

Cas is cuntier

Also the squint

Like I'm convinced Cas can't actually see clearly after he took Jimmy's vessel because human eyes can't quite perceive the vastness of sight an angel can. So Cas squints in an attempt to see further and through things like he usually would outside a vessel

[punsandfingerguns]

me when the ship has religious guilt

[jim12jeff17]

Good to see Dean is finally reciprocating Cas's love.

[drulalovescas]

one is not like the others

unintentionally hilarious

[sicksicksixx]

the canadian money is killing me

[eternalheart28]

They definitely did it.

[drulalovescas]

every. single. time

[black-star-kunzite]

Read the most glorious Dexter x Brother Sam fanfic and now I’m a Brother Dexter? Samtxer? “????”Shipper till I die.

[kami-thee-daisy]

Why the fuck is the Dexter fandom on Tumblr like this it’s either incest or white doaxter fans mischaracterizing Doakes

[erebus-6]

...

me, crawling back into ao3 with an update after 2+ weeks offline like a Victorian child emerging from a sewer grate

everyone: omg?? slow burn?? eye contact??? they could actually get together?

me: haha hey besties sorry i was gone i had a Thing anyway here’s the update 🥰

posts chapter

the chapter:

emotional devastation

betrayal in 4k

miscommunication weaponized

the ship: on fire. in the ocean. god is watching. he is not helping.

my comments section immediately:

WHAT DID YOU DO WHY I TRUSTED YOU THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE DELETE

me, refreshing the page every 3 seconds: heheheh ✨

like yeah i did let y’all taste hope. That’s called seasoning, that’s called narrative cruelty, baby.

I didn’t disappear for two weeks, i was in the lab cooking like walter white.

[sweetmourninglambs]

DOAXTER HEADCANONS

blood and knife kink ……………

missionary so they can keep on arguing

a lot of "la pasión"

very slow burn like they took ages until they got together

very private about their relationship

secret-dating era

EYECONTACT

quick meetups in the lab

It took them VERY long to get to a first name basis

will occasionally still call each other "morgan" and "doakes/sergeant"

deb found out by randomly (she either walked in or just figured)

lowkey still hate each other

knowing they understand each other

rough sex ………………..

doakes still finds dexter weird but now it‘s cute and not suspicious

SARCASM

deb always jokes about them

doakes prefers dexter‘s kill outfit over his regular clothes (he doesn‘t know they are his kill clothes)

did i mention eye contact already ???

they watch movies together and complain about the inaccuracy of the cops and the blood spatter

make out sessions in the lab ………..

they work out together

doakes traces his fingers along dexter‘s ear

grabbing each other

leaving bruises (sometimes intentionally sometimes not)

they‘re switches …………

"you‘re no good for me, but baby i want you. I want you"

SEXUAL TENSION

lowkey possesiveness (more from doakes‘ side)

doakes likes it, when dexter‘s hair is messy after waking up

they like to take things slow

getting ready together to go to functions/occasionally work

once they live together, they have a very clean house