She Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

Rae || 18 || Super Gay

[two-b1rds]

Hey guys i think im switching to @kaketeageru so if u think you’d miss me terribly go follow me there

[two-b1rds]

Hey guys i think im switching to @kaketeageru so if u think you’d miss me terribly go follow me there

[two-b1rds]

Hey guys i think im switching to @kaketeageru so if u think you'd miss me terribly go follow me there

[butt-berry]

The whole gang from 2016

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[dailyparanormalphenomena]

A picture is going viral on Facebook that appears to show a “demon.” The photo was posted by Richard Christianson and has been shared more than 60,000 times. The image appears to show a large, dark figure with wings and spikes on its head. The “demon” stands taller than a nearby home. Christianson captioned the photo, “What the hell do you see in this picture for reals ??? Anybody”. Many people on Facebook are arguing that it’s either a demon or an angel. So, what do YOU see? (Via FOX32Chicago)

[joasakura]

“NEIGHBOR STEVE I HAVE ACQUIRED US MATCHING HELL FLAMINGOS FOR OUR LAWNS”

[juniorvarsityjacket-deactivated]

Justice Rains From Above

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

[ryulongd]

[claudiagray]

This is really the main thing you need to know about a house before you buy.

(Forgive me a moment of former-lawyer nerdity - there is in fact a famous NY court case, Stambovsky v. Ackley, in which the plaintiff bought a house and only later found out it was supposedly haunted. He then sued the former owner, wanting to undo the sale. You’d think the former owner could just go, “pffft, no, there’s no such things as ghosts,“ right? But no! They’d previously given newspaper interviews saying they believed in the ghost, which meant they were estopped from denying the ghost now, which meant — the judges declared, settling in for a long deliberation — the house was haunted as a matter of law. They let the plaintiff out of the sale. This is all 100% true.) 

[reading-angel-blog]

JO!

I’ve reblogged this picture before but not with the story of the legally-haunted house attached to it…

[plenilune]

okay, so not only is this way legit, but the court’s majority opinion was FULL OF GHOST PUNS, thus elevating this to the Greatest Thing Ever To Happen.

[whiskyandoldspice]

first of all can we deal with the greatest sentence ever written by any judge since the beginning of time:

“as a matter of law, the house is haunted”

and that is not even touching the puns

“no divination is required to conclude that it is defendant’s promotional efforts…which fostered the home’s reputation”

“plaintiff hasn’t a ghost of a chance”

“i am moved by the spirit of equity”

“applying caveat emptor to a contract involving a house…conjures up visions”

“lest the subject of the transaction come back to haunt him and his client”

“the notion…is a hobgoblin which should be exorcised from the body of legal precedent and laid quietly to rest”

and then this motherfucker quotes hamlet

“pity me not but lend thy serious hearing to what i shall unfold (william shakespeare, hamlet, act i, scene v [ghost])”

and ghostbusters

“a very practical problem arises with respect to the discovery of a paranormal phenomenon: ‘who you gonna call?’”

god bless that judge

god bless

[sodiumlamps]

holy shit this is a real thing

[yomommasofat-blog-deactivated20]

I’m a big fan of “The parties are advised to chill” myself.

[g0sh4wk]

witch-me-up-scotty TO kaketeageru

[polishingmirrors]

[cracked]

22 Things Movies Get Completely Wrong About Mental Illness

[tiggurix-deactivated20180731]

Cracked doing the Lord’s work and shedding light on ableism and inaccuracy.

[aquacitys]

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

[two-b1rds]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ignorantsanonymous]

[camellia-quince]

Tweet of our fucking lifetime

[lestateur]

[niconico-noscope]

took selfies again bc i felt pretty lm ao

[bellaxiao]

#LeaveWhiteFeminismIn2k16

[theifbaby]

Get rid of them

[heymrsamerica]

Yes. The closet party👌🏾

[transmascezra]

Lena Dunham raped her sister and continually acts like people don’t want to be with her bc she’s “quirky” not because she’s an egotistical ass (I believe not too long ago she went on about someone sitting next to her at an awards show NOT flirting with her as if that was some capital crime)

Jennifer Lawrence has said some quite racist things that I can’t think of off the top of my head but feel free to use google im sure it’s not hard to find. She also recently decided to scratch her butt on some sacred stones in Hawaii while filming, dislodging one which fell almost hitting a sound guy. This not only could have killed the sound guy but was also soooooo disrespectful to the culture that these stones were sacred to and laughed about it in interviews

Amy I don’t really follow but in her movie train wreck she talks about LGBT ppl but in a like weird white feminism way that rubbed me the wrong way idk. I’m sure if you google stuff you’ll find more hard facts and quotes

As a side note do not equate this to all feminism and assume that feminism is bad. This is an example of “quirky” and “white” feminism that really only stands for neurotypical abled white women and bashes men in the process which is completely not what real feminism stands for which is equality between men and women for all people no matter skin color or identity or disability or whatever. If anyone else has anything to add or I said something wrong send me an ask and I’ll correct it :)

[marriagehoney]

Why do all of these great celebrities keep dying at like 50-60 while the world’s nastiest tangerine is 70, still alive, and about to become the motherfucking president.