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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@theartofmadeline
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@two-face-same-place
Name: Harvey Dent/Two Face
We answer questions.
We ARE married. Don’t ask.
This is Harvey and This is Two Face.
Fuck Joker.
I’m judge.
When we refer to ourselves with singular pronouns like I, my, mine, that means we are all in agreement.
Hey. Got a stack of cash for you. Can you go like- kill someone for me real quick? Just real fast. No one important. Maybe.
@two-face-same-place
sounds Good. Who is It and How do Ya Want It done?
Are you willing to kill the Joker? We know that’s a big ask, but we can supply with the money and supplies needed for it.
Damn. Fair enough.
Thats The Kinda Job That Deadshot whould not Want to Take
We figured if we offered enough money you’d at least try
Well That Would Have Work If It wasnt for My New Job
Ah okay. How much is your new job paying?
enough to make Me do Something to make The falcones hates Me
That probably wasn’t wise in hindsight.
…
500k to kill the joker?
still No
Damn.
Hey. Got a stack of cash for you. Can you go like- kill someone for me real quick? Just real fast. No one important. Maybe.
@two-face-same-place
sounds Good. Who is It and How do Ya Want It done?
Are you willing to kill the Joker? We know that’s a big ask, but we can supply with the money and supplies needed for it.
Damn. Fair enough.
Thats The Kinda Job That Deadshot whould not Want to Take
We figured if we offered enough money you’d at least try
Well That Would Have Work If It wasnt for My New Job
Ah okay. How much is your new job paying?
enough to make Me do Something to make The falcones hates Me
That probably wasn’t wise in hindsight.
…
500k to kill the joker?
Hey. Got a stack of cash for you. Can you go like- kill someone for me real quick? Just real fast. No one important. Maybe.
@two-face-same-place
sounds Good. Who is It and How do Ya Want It done?
Are you willing to kill the Joker? We know that’s a big ask, but we can supply with the money and supplies needed for it.
Damn. Fair enough.
Thats The Kinda Job That Deadshot whould not Want to Take
We figured if we offered enough money you’d at least try
Well That Would Have Work If It wasnt for My New Job
Ah okay. How much is your new job paying?
Hey. Got a stack of cash for you. Can you go like- kill someone for me real quick? Just real fast. No one important. Maybe.
@two-face-same-place
sounds Good. Who is It and How do Ya Want It done?
Are you willing to kill the Joker? We know that’s a big ask, but we can supply with the money and supplies needed for it.
Damn. Fair enough.
Thats The Kinda Job That Deadshot whould not Want to Take
We figured if we offered enough money you’d at least try
Hey. Got a stack of cash for you. Can you go like- kill someone for me real quick? Just real fast. No one important. Maybe.
@two-face-same-place
sounds Good. Who is It and How do Ya Want It done?
Are you willing to kill the Joker? We know that’s a big ask, but we can supply with the money and supplies needed for it.
Damn. Fair enough.
Hey baby
@two-face-same-place
Hey handsome, how you’ve been hmm?
We’ve been good. Miss you. You should come over. Or we can come to you. Whatever’s good.
I could always come see you guys, I’ll be over soon pretty boys.
Perfect. We’ll be here.
Good, I may just surprise you too 😉
Sweet.
Hey baby
@two-face-same-place
Hey handsome, how you’ve been hmm?
We’ve been good. Miss you. You should come over. Or we can come to you. Whatever’s good.
I could always come see you guys, I’ll be over soon pretty boys.
Perfect. We’ll be here.
Hey baby
@two-face-same-place
Hey handsome, how you’ve been hmm?
We’ve been good. Miss you. You should come over. Or we can come to you. Whatever’s good.
Hey. Got a stack of cash for you. Can you go like- kill someone for me real quick? Just real fast. No one important. Maybe.
@two-face-same-place
sounds Good. Who is It and How do Ya Want It done?
Are you willing to kill the Joker? We know that’s a big ask, but we can supply with the money and supplies needed for it.
Eddie, baby, we know you’re mad at us (we’re sorry and Judge says you’re gorgeous) but could you please tell us why you were caught on our ring camera taking our baby? Coin is still a baby and doesn’t sleep well without us. Please return her.
@two-face-same-place
First of all I only accept judges apology he never does anything wrong. Second she has siblings to and needs social time you’ll have your baby back, you act as if you’ll never see her again. She’s chasing the ferrets. Almost getting them look at her feral like her papa, and way better behaved.
She gets time with her father then you’ll have her back before 10 don’t worry your fuzzy head.
Well considering 10 pm isn’t for another few hours that won’t work for us. We need her back right now. She’s very calming. And she’s still a baby, one of the ferrets scratched her nose last time they were playing.
I’m keeping an eye on them doofus, also arguably that last time was reason. Coin tried to eat echo, and it was a itty bitty nick. 10 pm is fine take your pills and breathe, or come get her yourself if you so do please. She’s in good hands
We’re already driving over right now. Also don’t freak out the coin said it was fine if we text and drive. We’ll be there in five minutes.
…I ..I can’t be surprised anymore..I just found another reason to hate you and be angry with you. Unbelievable
You’re always angry with us, we don’t expect anything less. Also open up the door we’re here. We underestimated how fast 70 mph gets you places.
….you have a key, be a big strong man and enter. Or is there spiders on the door again?
…Let me in
FINE! You’re taking your damn med tho. Idiot.
<3
Pharmacy’s out for a week.
….im blowing up Gotham and then myself.
Fair.
Eddie, baby, we know you’re mad at us (we’re sorry and Judge says you’re gorgeous) but could you please tell us why you were caught on our ring camera taking our baby? Coin is still a baby and doesn’t sleep well without us. Please return her.
@two-face-same-place
First of all I only accept judges apology he never does anything wrong. Second she has siblings to and needs social time you’ll have your baby back, you act as if you’ll never see her again. She’s chasing the ferrets. Almost getting them look at her feral like her papa, and way better behaved.
She gets time with her father then you’ll have her back before 10 don’t worry your fuzzy head.
Well considering 10 pm isn’t for another few hours that won’t work for us. We need her back right now. She’s very calming. And she’s still a baby, one of the ferrets scratched her nose last time they were playing.
I’m keeping an eye on them doofus, also arguably that last time was reason. Coin tried to eat echo, and it was a itty bitty nick. 10 pm is fine take your pills and breathe, or come get her yourself if you so do please. She’s in good hands
We’re already driving over right now. Also don’t freak out the coin said it was fine if we text and drive. We’ll be there in five minutes.
…I ..I can’t be surprised anymore..I just found another reason to hate you and be angry with you. Unbelievable
You’re always angry with us, we don’t expect anything less. Also open up the door we’re here. We underestimated how fast 70 mph gets you places.
….you have a key, be a big strong man and enter. Or is there spiders on the door again?
…Let me in
FINE! You’re taking your damn med tho. Idiot.
<3
Pharmacy’s out for a week.
Eddie, baby, we know you’re mad at us (we’re sorry and Judge says you’re gorgeous) but could you please tell us why you were caught on our ring camera taking our baby? Coin is still a baby and doesn’t sleep well without us. Please return her.
@two-face-same-place
First of all I only accept judges apology he never does anything wrong. Second she has siblings to and needs social time you’ll have your baby back, you act as if you’ll never see her again. She’s chasing the ferrets. Almost getting them look at her feral like her papa, and way better behaved.
She gets time with her father then you’ll have her back before 10 don’t worry your fuzzy head.
Well considering 10 pm isn’t for another few hours that won’t work for us. We need her back right now. She’s very calming. And she’s still a baby, one of the ferrets scratched her nose last time they were playing.
I’m keeping an eye on them doofus, also arguably that last time was reason. Coin tried to eat echo, and it was a itty bitty nick. 10 pm is fine take your pills and breathe, or come get her yourself if you so do please. She’s in good hands
We’re already driving over right now. Also don’t freak out the coin said it was fine if we text and drive. We’ll be there in five minutes.
…I ..I can’t be surprised anymore..I just found another reason to hate you and be angry with you. Unbelievable
You’re always angry with us, we don’t expect anything less. Also open up the door we’re here. We underestimated how fast 70 mph gets you places.
….you have a key, be a big strong man and enter. Or is there spiders on the door again?
…Let me in
Eddie, baby, we know you’re mad at us (we’re sorry and Judge says you’re gorgeous) but could you please tell us why you were caught on our ring camera taking our baby? Coin is still a baby and doesn’t sleep well without us. Please return her.
@two-face-same-place
First of all I only accept judges apology he never does anything wrong. Second she has siblings to and needs social time you’ll have your baby back, you act as if you’ll never see her again. She’s chasing the ferrets. Almost getting them look at her feral like her papa, and way better behaved.
She gets time with her father then you’ll have her back before 10 don’t worry your fuzzy head.
Well considering 10 pm isn’t for another few hours that won’t work for us. We need her back right now. She’s very calming. And she’s still a baby, one of the ferrets scratched her nose last time they were playing.
I’m keeping an eye on them doofus, also arguably that last time was reason. Coin tried to eat echo, and it was a itty bitty nick. 10 pm is fine take your pills and breathe, or come get her yourself if you so do please. She’s in good hands
We’re already driving over right now. Also don’t freak out the coin said it was fine if we text and drive. We’ll be there in five minutes.
…I ..I can’t be surprised anymore..I just found another reason to hate you and be angry with you. Unbelievable
You’re always angry with us, we don’t expect anything less. Also open up the door we’re here. We underestimated how fast 70 mph gets you places.
Eddie, baby, we know you’re mad at us (we’re sorry and Judge says you’re gorgeous) but could you please tell us why you were caught on our ring camera taking our baby? Coin is still a baby and doesn’t sleep well without us. Please return her.
@two-face-same-place
First of all I only accept judges apology he never does anything wrong. Second she has siblings to and needs social time you’ll have your baby back, you act as if you’ll never see her again. She’s chasing the ferrets. Almost getting them look at her feral like her papa, and way better behaved.
She gets time with her father then you’ll have her back before 10 don’t worry your fuzzy head.
Well considering 10 pm isn’t for another few hours that won’t work for us. We need her back right now. She’s very calming. And she’s still a baby, one of the ferrets scratched her nose last time they were playing.
I’m keeping an eye on them doofus, also arguably that last time was reason. Coin tried to eat echo, and it was a itty bitty nick. 10 pm is fine take your pills and breathe, or come get her yourself if you so do please. She’s in good hands
We’re already driving over right now. Also don’t freak out the coin said it was fine if we text and drive. We’ll be there in five minutes.
Eddie, baby, we know you’re mad at us (we’re sorry and Judge says you’re gorgeous) but could you please tell us why you were caught on our ring camera taking our baby? Coin is still a baby and doesn’t sleep well without us. Please return her.
@two-face-same-place
First of all I only accept judges apology he never does anything wrong. Second she has siblings to and needs social time you’ll have your baby back, you act as if you’ll never see her again. She’s chasing the ferrets. Almost getting them look at her feral like her papa, and way better behaved.
She gets time with her father then you’ll have her back before 10 don’t worry your fuzzy head.
Well considering 10 pm isn’t for another few hours that won’t work for us. We need her back right now. She’s very calming. And she’s still a baby, one of the ferrets scratched her nose last time they were playing.
I swallowed shampoo.. :(
Throw up?
