TwoBees @twobeesinatrenchcoat - Tumblr Blog

Hey y'all! Figured it was about time I did a post like this.

Hewwo :3, y'all can call me twobees (Mr. Trenchcoat is my father /j).

I'm a chill dude that sometimes draws things I like. I'd list some of my fandoms, but there's no way I'd remember them all. I'm almost always having some sort of feelings about Minecraft tho, so you can expect that

My art tag is #twobeesdraw

Crafting tag is #twobeescreate

Requests/asks are open, but I don't want to make promises that they'll all get responses as I am reliably unreliable, but I will do my best :3

(edit: also I'm chill with reposts and such as long as I'm credited)

The benadryl and histamine in my body fighting to make me the sleepiest guy at work

#shitpost

derpqueen22

He just ate a raw beetroot <3

blockofdawn

I'M CRYING

#this will live in my head rent free now

philokaliko

bdubs torturing himself eating a raw beet

the face of a man who regrets everything

gem & grian gave him a pity point for it guys, he did it all for a single point

ay0una

oh that’s gore. that’s gore of my comfort character.

I respect people who are careful to send work emails at respectable times, but that won't be me. I need you to know that I finished this at 2 AM. Yes it's 4 hours after my bedtime. Yes I will be cranky tomorrow. You did this to me. I am under duress. I just need you to know. Feel the weight of what you've done to a fellow human being. Who looks silly now? weep for me

#shitpost

Hey! Do you like being put in situations? Try substitute teaching! Is that not enough situations? Rely on an unreliable transit system to get to all your bookings!

#I am on the fourth different transit option after two cancellations and one near miss because a bus came way earlier than scheduled #it's fine #it's just a temporary job #I say as I rock back and forth in a fetal position

No. Your reusable water bottle has black mold. Mine was free from the campus activity board, goes in the dishwasher, and feeds me yummy yummy microplastics :3

#shitpost

My mom during my normal working hours: I don't know if you're at work right now but....

#shitpost