Zaibatsu Quotes

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[yofukit]

You’re gonna look for a thing with the fucking lights off? That’s like trying to find your dick… I mean, i guess it’s always in the same spot… But, i mean you never know.

Pat, Two Best friends play Silent Hill (Part 08)

[grinningart]

Pat shaved his head and beard, so I fixed his icon.

@realestmatt @angrierpat @excelsioryuken

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[rad-gamer-dude]

My balls are empty, just like my soul.

Matt as Jake in Two Best Friends Play Ride to Hell: Retribution (Ep. 10)

[tbfpaesthetic]

~follow for Space Trane~

[crazy-talk]

[crazy-talk]

I would gladly stab that kid with a broken bottle.

Pat (via tbfpooc)

[crazy-talk]

Neon as fuck and moe as shit.

Matt (via tbfpooc)

[shutup-shinji]

The legacy continues

[twobestfriendsplayquotes]

Pat: It's too early in the morning for me.

Matt: It's 3 PM.

Pat: Yeah, you heard me.

[saltydaniel]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X3ssgLP9Cs)

always gotta love ZTV especially with the nice guests.

[crazy-talk]

Any time Woolie took a nap and Liam starts screaming “He’s dead! He’s dead, steal his dreads” […] Steal them so we can bury them and grow a new Woolie.

Pat (via tbfpooc)

[tbfpaesthetic]

~Follow for more Two Best Friends Aesthetic~ 

[poppymuffinseed-deactivated2016]

A good ol’ Pat on the back.

[realestmatt]

Why the fuck do you weirdos look so guilty…

What have you done

[crazy-talk]

No mind control required, man, just a fat-ass pay-check.

- Woolie (via tbfpooc)

[crazy-talk]

Good thing my crazy-ass dad is floating around in a fucking Polaroid.

- Woolie (via tbfpooc)