JT Machinima’s “Hello Neighbor” Rap - sentence starters
1. “Hello neighbor, nice to meet ya.”
2. “Screw this, I’m going through the roof!”
3. “I can’t say if I’ll stay for good, but I love how quaint and safe it looks.”
4. “Was that a car crash? What’s going on?”
5. “Time to stop his/her evil plot with a shot from a gun.”
6. “If I’m not careful I’ll be six feet under.”
7. “What a mess! Total disorder.”
8. “This house could be in an episode of Hoarders.”
9. “If s/he invites you to a pool party, you should probably not swim.”
10. “If I leave a mess a neighbor might get on my back.”
11. “Who’s that, across the street?”
12. “I just hope s/he’s not another freak.”
13. “On second thought, I’ll leave.”
14. “S/he was in the kitchen, how’d s/he see me?”
15. “Won’t be the last time s/he’s caught me spying.”
16. “I wonder what the rubber gloves are for.”
17. “I’m only running for the exercise.”
18. “I swear to God I’m not terrified.”
19. “Curiosity killed the cat, but I’ll be next, I can promise that.”
20. “I’m definitely on his/her shit list.”
21. “Look on the bright side, I’m not dead.”
22. “I should move out. That would make sense.”
23. “Oh, God. Is s/he right behind me?”
24. “Normally I suck at cardio, but not today!”
25. “I’m going home to get some rest tonight.”
26. “Every step I take, there’s a camera watching.”
27. “So, logically, I’ll just pick his/her pocket.”
28. “Talk about mommy problems. I don’t want to judge, but s/he’s probably got ‘em.”
29. “Don’t you dare put your filthy hands on me!”
30. “I thought s/he was long past his/her prime, but his/her sprint is just as fast as mine.”
31. “Must be a lot of exercise when you get a new neighbor to terrorize.”
32. “S/he’s predicting my every move.”
33. “I’ve got suspicions, but I don’t know why.”
34. “Picked up a new job and the pay is good, so I got relocated to this neighborhood.”
35. “Looks like the checklist is already done.”
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