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plz astarion stans see my vision (he's christine, tav is raoul)

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can someone redraw this w miguel

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criteria for a good atsv miguel o'hara figure: dont be white

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god put them in different universes bc he knew nobody could handle the raw unconcentrated power of them all in one room

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i think miles would take offence to the "ew how do you like him! he abused children!" stance on miguel like his ass would be like "hey im like fifteen im basically a man and a very cool and responsible one at that *nudges gwen who does not look amused* and i also whooped his ass thousands of feet up in the air and also had him nearly flashing an entire society of my alternative selves. anyway what im saying is it was a mutual very evenly balanced ass whooping that i could totally handle"

like. realistically, its funny cuz social media like exists in spiderverse and miles has got cancelled twice i just know realistically someone would be, like a newscaster or whoever, like "miles how do you feel about miguel abusing you i mean hes like what forty" *insert a brief shot of miguel cursing in spanish at someone saying he was forty bc hes in his late thirties acktually* "and hes beefing with a fifteen year old hes so weird!" and miles just grabs the mic and is like "your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this" and he gets cancelled a third time

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one of the most important, beloved characters in the series: possibly dead, possibly not coming back

the fanbase:

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relevant again

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hey so maybe uninstall gshade immediately? the developer has been discovered to be using a code that turns off your PC if you don't get it from the official website, nobody knew this was there until presently and it's very weird!

here's a full thread about this and how to uninstall/move to reshade

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i only care abt the guy i guess the green girl is also cool... idk

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please let this be the one thing that appears in the tags if nothing else does

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the senior citizens home isnt safe from me i dont care that hes 65 ill make him feel 25 again!

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hear me out

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hear me out okay please hear me out legends arceus but it's for gen 5 okay please hear me out it's like legends kyurem or whatever the fuck and it's set in the wild west in unova please just listen and we get to see like saloons and shit and it's like red dead but with pokemon and you have to lasso some pokemon to weaken them before you can catch them and like the evil team is like an evil bandit version of team plasma that's only out to get money and like, N's ancestor is like this princely character who ran away from his rich home then also ran away from the evil gang to be like this lone cowboy who defends the pokemon in the area. bianca's ancestor is like this rich southern belle girl who wants to go and explore the world. they have like this device that looks like a gun but it shoots pokeballs and it's goofy but fun

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i need twitter to stay up desperately bc i cant stand people on twitter bc the people on twitter are just the new version of people on tumblr like i hope you get sick of this website in a week or so because it's not a constant stream of engagement designed to keep you addicted to it

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a collection of haypasia being treated as y/n

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this bitch is living the y/n fanfic lifestyle and i cant even be mad at her

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fucking losing it over how much of the love childe gets is something he probably believes to be due to his usefulness and dehumanisation at the hands of his work like how his main love languages seem to be gift giving and acts of service

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i improved it