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Lukas / 21 / smooth jazz tyrant

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

When you’re bored ‘cause you hit post limit

[xeppeli]

this video changed me forever as a 12 year old

[homoromanticore-deactivated2016]

audio is 100% the key to comedy like the trend of way too loud distorted audio in vines is completely what i’m talking about. People are brilliant geez a lot of the times they don’t realize it because they’re just going with their instinctual sense of whats good and it’s like damn you smart motherfucker you’ve done it

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

doin stand up comedy but the audience doesn’t know you’ve hooked up a kaoss pad to Ya mic

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Catch me at the function hittin my 2 step with a drink in my left hand

[epitomeofdemure]

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[incognegroo]

What The Weeknd actually tweets Vs. what these fake ass parody accounts be chatting bout

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

look up 'star wars gangster rap 2' on YT jar jar talks pretty dirty at the end

I’ve never wanted to do something less in my life 

[sludgebitch]

all y’all: theories n shit. big words i have never seen before. you’re really angry for some reason

me: whats a tankie

[amphetameme-deactivated20180516]

me: whos halsey

[twowheelsbad]

damn bobby didn’t have to give us all this heat

[oldbeephog]

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[grimelords]

On “Phoenix,” the eighth song on the new Young Thug mixtape Slime Season 2, Thug is talking to a woman, and he tells her this: “You can have my son, no Phoenix.” This is one of the most puzzling rap lines I’ve heard in recent memory, and the puzzling thing about it is, paradoxically enough, the clarification that it includes. Thug is talking to a woman about maybe the most serious thing you can talk about. He is saying, “Let’s bring another life into this world together.” He’s saying, “Let’s create a human being out of nothing. This is a journey that I want to take with you.” And he is also saying, “By the way, I am not referring to the Phoenix Suns, the professional basketball franchise. You might’ve been confused by the phonetic similarity between the words ‘son’ and ‘Sun,’ but don’t be. I’d just like to reiterate that the Phoenix Suns, the team that includes Eric Bledsoe and Brandon Knight and has a pretty good chance of making it into the competitive Western Conference playoffs this year — they’re not what I’m discussing here. Rather, I am referring to a baby.” That line is part of the song’s chorus, so Thug says it a bunch of times. He wants to make sure it comes across. That’s not a brilliant rap line or anything. Really, it confounds the entire idea of brilliant rap lines, since it operates on a whole different logic system than what you or I might use. But it’s a line that shows what kind of level Young Thug is working on. He doesn’t think like the rest of us.

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[tsunamiwavesurfing]

young thug unlocks new flows like they extra characters in fighting games. dude has access to a never ending stream of magic and i swear he’s doing all this subconsciously. dude inadvertently tapped into his ajna and now we’re witnessing cultural and artistic explosion reminiscent of the harlem renaissance through this man

[noisemuzak]

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[zinogre]

whatever mom

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