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he/him/his; critter; professional DM; unprofessional pointer-outer of plot holes

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Character name idea: Mayhee Restinpees.

"My father - Mayhee Restinpees - once said that-"

"I'm sorry."

"For what?"

I didn't know your father had passed."

"...he's alive and well."

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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

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This is the second or third time I've seen this come across my dash. I Internetsearched it just now and discovered the origin of this "cousin Throckmorton."

I went to college with someone whose surname was Throckmorton.

So my Throckmorton exposure was - in order - girl I barely knew in the early Aughts, then this Tumblr reaction to a 2017 meme, then the meme itself.

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I suppose it was only a matter of time before a person I considered unimpeachably awesome and decent mildly collaborated with someone who is horrible and despicable.

But it still hurts.

Weird Al had Amanda Palmer guest spot in his intro at a recent show.

And in case you didn’t know or forgot: Amanda Palmer *fucking sucks*

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There are shows that reward you for patience. A viewer may not know what everything means as every thing is presented. It can be frustrating.

A good show rewards you for patience.

A great show can do that, AND make your frustration seem worthwhile on top of everything else that should be satisfactory.

The Amazing Digital Circus does all of that. It needs to be exactly what it is, no more. And I wish we had more shows like it.

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Trying to be responsible.

Trying to help protect the earth.

As I was taught by my hippie 4th grade teacher.

The company I order dish and laundry soap from is supposed to be great for the planet. They don't have microplastics , and they seem very concerned with pollution and other ecological concerns.

I ordered something from them well over a week ago. And when I reached out to their website for an estimate or any kind of update, I got an automated reply powered by AI.

Way to go, dipshits.

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You may ask: what does it matter that Wadsworth locks up all the weapons gifted by Mr. Boddy, given that there are other similar items around (knives in the kitchen, curtain cords and candlesticks all over, etc.)

Everyone who is killed in the movie is killed by one of the gifted weapons. Why? Because it's the premise. It's important, because it's the *premise.*

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The timing on

"...but I must keep it a secret, or I'll lose my job on security grounds

...

...

Thank you."

Flawless

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Something I never bothered to look up about "Clue": the phase of the moon.

You can see a full moon in one of the establishing shots of the house near the beginning. But according to the Internet, the moon on June 9, 1954 (canonical date of the film's events,) the moon should have been Waxing Gibbous.

One flaw in an otherwise perfect film? I'll take it.

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Happy Clue Day, to all who observe.

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They say that with depression, your brain lies to you.

But it's very hard to fight that, because:

A: My brain is just as smart as, if not smarter than, me

B: I can only prove that it's a lie with evidence, so all it has to do is tell me things I can't find evidence against

C: The main weapon I have against my brain is ALSO my brain. So it's really not a fair fight

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New neurodivergent achievement unlocked:

Playing generic Pictionary amongst coworkers, we went through like 20 rounds. And I was the ONLY one who drew a thing that NO ONE was able to guess. While I was drawing, someone said "maybe because the drawing is too good?"

I disagree. I'm just bad at Pictionary.

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Highlights of this Game Night at my work, 32 minutes in:

•No games happening

•Food I eat includes cookies, cold tater tots, and burger *fixins*

•Sitting by myself 30 feet from everyone else

•One person has talked to me, mainly to find out if I know who else is coming

• extremely uncomfortable couch

•Fat Tire beer (actually okay)

• play list , including Foster the People's "Pumped up Kicks" (why are people still putting this on playlists)

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Take it from me:

If you go to a performance of "Marat/Sade" and are very excited for her to come out and sing "Smooth Operator," you will be disappointed.

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(to the tune of the TMNT theme song)

🎶Amy Sherman Palladino🎶

🎶Amy Sherman Palldino🎶

🎶Amy Sherman Palladino🎶

Makin' people talk fast🎵

Female power🎵

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I was walking down the street today, and I saw a Toyota Camry-looking vehicle with a stuffed charmander and a stuffed bulbasaur in the rear window.

I thinks to myself, I thinks: seems like a good starter car.

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for my birthday I’m giving you all a very special gift: a “which Muppet are you?” quiz with 36 possible results! it’s been a while since I had an idea for a uquiz so I was super excited to finish this one. enjoy! tell me which muppet you get!!!

ever wanted to find out which Muppet you are, but didn't want to be limited to the main cast? have I got the quiz for you! i added just abou

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