The troll is obsessed with me

Alyssa Naeher is the USWNT #1 goalkeeper

[idontknowwfc]

[forwhoever]

the re-cap show | episode 8 | 44:03

c: “if you could have a lifetime supply of something, what would it be?”

t: “eggo waffles.”

c: “you never eat eggo waffles! i’ve seen you eat one eggo waffle in ten years.”

t: “i feel like they’re not really allowed in our home.”

[forwhoever]

the re-cap show | episode 8 | 44:22

c: “what has been the most unexpected part of filming the re-cap show?”

t: “probably how funny you are.”

c: “ah thank you! i was thinking that in my head & i was like ‘i wonder if she’s gonna say it’ & then you did!”

t: “i mean not only do you know you’re funny, but like everyone else knows you’re funny now too … but like, you’ve gotten like even funnier.”

[tx-fns]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[tx-fns]

Y’all remember this day lol

[tx-fns]

I think Australia will win the WWC 💁🏻‍♀️

[the-shy-girl-420]

“who hurt you” me bitch i make bad decisions because i’m stupid

[lovestory]

THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS

[knight-16]

Y’all her eyes are just something else, also smiley Alyssa is adorable!

[leveloneandup]

[futuristicmentalitynerd]

🤣

[leveloneandup]

some things never change 🧡

[sethcohenarizonarobbins]

Family photos 🫶

[leveloneandup]

Progress is never done.

📸: Krystina/kb_202_

[tx-fns]

I love Tobins hair cut. It suits her.

[tx-fns]

Hello old friend...i guess we meet again.

[midge-purce]

the dash making the playoffs after the girlfriend merchant left is comical too

[tx-fns]

Girlfriend merchant 😭😂😂😭😭😭

[tx-fns]

I love cari roccaro so much lmao like she’s the funniest person ever

[equal-pay]

Cheney!!

[tx-fns]

Alyssa 🥵💦