Fuck you and your couch.

I'm the Entity and I'm stuck with a bunch of idiots. Please kill me. This idiot here...

[fuckyeahkatnep]

LIGHTBULB

[nightmargin]

I’M PROUD OF YOU

[thehappinessmachine]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW  [picks up phone and dials your god] seriously, where are you

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

this planet sucks nothing works.  the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work.  the ocean is poorly lit.  the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit.  im sick of this place

[sealedbeastnue]

(AGGRESSIVE YEODELLING)

[nightbot-blog]

mutuals feel free to kick my ass

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

[yungterra-blog]

[nightbot-blog]

shut the fuck up bird

[yungterra-blog]

[steviemcfly]

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

Doesn’t surprise me

[moustachedviking-blog]

the sun is hot

[minority-privilege-blog]

Only 30%?

[thewriterhimself-deactivated201]

I think it’s more like 30% aren’t going to believe fake news.

[sharky-head]

Uh guys? I think this might be a fake news screenshot…

[steviemcfly]

This is my new favorite thing in the world. I made this as what I thought was a very obvious joke, and now “anti-SJs” are like, “Those SJWs are so gullible, this is obviously true,” without realizing that it’s not a real thing. A+.

[2girl2]

[starfoozle]

“…fight me,” I mumble from where I’m lying motionless under three different blankets with no intention of moving any time soon.

[slightlygaygirls-deactivated201]

neck kissing is the way to my heart

and the way into my pants

[yougotvexed-blog]

reasons to let me cuddle you:

I will stick my cold hands all over your body

I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises

I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ

nuzzling???

I will be smiling the whole time

you’re warm and I’m not

let me leech your heat

please

[reblogkarma-blog]

meet the blogger;

[txchnophiile-blog]

(ง︡’-‘︠)ง 

[sexualhomie]

[txchnophiile-blog]

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[nihalnn]

[melochite]

perks of dating me

i’ve got humor

i’m the giggle at a funeral

i know everybody’s disapproval

you should have worshipped me sooner